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I thought about dislocating my shoulder to see you, but
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You Keep the Kids

I thought about dislocatingmy shoulder to see you, but

I thought about dislocating
my shoulder to see you, but

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I thought about dislocating my shoulder to see you, but...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:54
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
I actually just wanted to give you this. Merry Christmas. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
I actually just wanted to give you this. Merry Christmas.
At under two yards, it hurts. Under one yard, it really hurts. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
At under two yards, it hurts. Under one yard, it really hurt...
Well, parents against kids, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
Well, parents against kids,
I wanted to do something cultural. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
I wanted to do something cultural.
Before you know it, your life is: - You Keep the Kids 00:10
Before you know it, your life is:
Shall we talk about Victor's "minor"? You asked me about Claudia. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Shall we talk about Victor's "minor"? You ask...
And my kids will adore her and called her "young mommy". - You Keep the Kids 00:04
And my kids will adore her and called her "young mommy&...
Give the older one some drugs, let the middle on play Fortnite, - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Give the older one some drugs, let the middle on play Fortni...
And the girl is so pretty, she's super pretty. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
And the girl is so pretty, she's super pretty.
She's got a face like this, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
She's got a face like this,
She's got slender ankles ad legs like a sparrow. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
She's got slender ankles ad legs like a sparrow.
With what I have left over here, Claudia could make a leg, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
With what I have left over here, Claudia could make a leg,
And I'll be all alone. You know why? Because I use these things. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
And I'll be all alone. You know why? Because I use thes...
After breastfeeding three kids, this is what you get: - You Keep the Kids 00:07
After breastfeeding three kids, this is what you get:
I'm terrible. This wouldn't have happened with your mom. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I'm terrible. This wouldn't have happened with you...
- What is this? Are you crazy? - What? What's wrong? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- What is this? Are you crazy? - What? What's wrong?
- Are you drunk? - No, no. Me? Drunk? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Are you drunk? - No, no. Me? Drunk?
- Probably, but there are pills. - Yes, pills, that's right. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Probably, but there are pills. - Yes, pills, that's r...
- Do you think they'll get divorced? - No. Don't worry, okay? No. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Do you think they'll get divorced? - No. Don't w...
- But mine argue because of me. - Probably, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
- But mine argue because of me. - Probably,