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I'm terrible. This wouldn't have happened with your mom
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You Keep the Kids

I'm terrible. This wouldn'thave happened with your mom

I'm terrible. This wouldn't
have happened with your mom

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I'm terrible. This wouldn't have happened with your mom.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:40
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
- What is this? Are you crazy? - What? What's wrong? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- What is this? Are you crazy? - What? What's wrong?
- Are you drunk? - No, no. Me? Drunk? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Are you drunk? - No, no. Me? Drunk?
- Probably, but there are pills. - Yes, pills, that's right. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Probably, but there are pills. - Yes, pills, that's r...
- Do you think they'll get divorced? - No. Don't worry, okay? No. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Do you think they'll get divorced? - No. Don't w...
- But mine argue because of me. - Probably, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
- But mine argue because of me. - Probably,
Well, you could cheer me up at Simon's party, right? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Well, you could cheer me up at Simon's party, right?
Your brother's listening. I'm better than the "Satisfier". - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Your brother's listening. I'm better than the &quo...
C'mon, go to class, you two. Let's go, move it. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
C'mon, go to class, you two. Let's go, move it.
A party, your friends, your boyfriend, - You Keep the Kids 00:05
A party, your friends, your boyfriend,
- Yeah, sure. You? - Very. I'm right into it. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Yeah, sure. You? - Very. I'm right into it.
Because sex is a wonderful thing if two people love each other. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Because sex is a wonderful thing if two people love each oth...
The first and main one is... genital herpes. I have a photo. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
The first and main one is... genital herpes. I have a photo.
It's one symptom of gonorrhoea. If you think that's crazy, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
It's one symptom of gonorrhoea. If you think that'...
We also have trichomoniasis. It's caused by a parasite. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
We also have trichomoniasis. It's caused by a parasite.
In women it usually affects the vagina, - You Keep the Kids 00:07
In women it usually affects the vagina,
Oh, and the next is... That's all we've got! - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Oh, and the next is... That's all we've got!
Now I will leave you lovebirds, - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Now I will leave you lovebirds,
- What do you mean, 'why'? - Don't get cocky. I'm your mother. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- What do you mean, 'why'? - Don't get cocky....
Alexia! How are you? Welcome, I didn't see you. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Alexia! How are you? Welcome, I didn't see you.
DAD, GET HER OUT OF HERE - You Keep the Kids 00:17
DAD, GET HER OUT OF HERE