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You Keep the Kids

"Madam"? Oh, great.- I should go

"Madam"? Oh, great.
- I should go

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- "Madam"? Oh, great. - I should go.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:55
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
You feel awkward, she does, I do, - You Keep the Kids 00:05
You feel awkward, she does, I do,
There'll be four of us, so I'll do macaroni. Less trouble. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
There'll be four of us, so I'll do macaroni. Less ...
I don't mean you're a girl, because you work here, - You Keep the Kids 00:07
I don't mean you're a girl, because you work here,
Nothing, maybe I'll make meatballs and be done with it. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Nothing, maybe I'll make meatballs and be done with it.
Your wife called to tell me that, due to an overseas trip, - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Your wife called to tell me that, due to an overseas trip,
- Yes. - Then we agree that, - You Keep the Kids 00:14
- Yes. - Then we agree that,
Well, legally speaking, not yet. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Well, legally speaking, not yet.
"The chance of a lifetime", you said. And all you want - You Keep the Kids 00:06
"The chance of a lifetime", you said. And all you ...
Does she have to be home early, or do her parents let her stay out late? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Does she have to be home early, or do her parents let her st...
Very funny. Very witty. You're not jealous, are you? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Very funny. Very witty. You're not jealous, are you?
Jealous... I'm comfy at home and you're partying with teens. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Jealous... I'm comfy at home and you're partying w...
I want it on record that I never wanted it to come to this. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I want it on record that I never wanted it to come to this.
Make up your minds or the children will decide. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Make up your minds or the children will decide.
We're gathered here today... First, is there anything alive in the microwave? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
We're gathered here today... First, is there anything a...
We've gathered you here because we've always told you everything - You Keep the Kids 00:05
We've gathered you here because we've always told ...
In this family we've never lied or hidden anything. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
In this family we've never lied or hidden anything.
- Bad? Do I look bad? - No, it's not that. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Bad? Do I look bad? - No, it's not that.
- Then who's dying? - No one's dying! - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Then who's dying? - No one's dying!
- Mom and Dad have... differences. - "25 years" of them. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Mom and Dad have... differences. - "25 years" of...
Don't go there, Flora, or we'll never finish. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Don't go there, Flora, or we'll never finish.