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We're gathered here today... First, is there anything alive in the microwave?
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You Keep the Kids

We're gathered here today... First,is there anything alive in the microwave?

We're gathered here today... First,
is there anything alive in the microwave?

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We're gathered here today... First, is there anything alive in the microwave?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:08
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
We've gathered you here because we've always told you everything - You Keep the Kids 00:05
We've gathered you here because we've always told ...
In this family we've never lied or hidden anything. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
In this family we've never lied or hidden anything.
- Bad? Do I look bad? - No, it's not that. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Bad? Do I look bad? - No, it's not that.
- Then who's dying? - No one's dying! - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Then who's dying? - No one's dying!
- Mom and Dad have... differences. - "25 years" of them. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Mom and Dad have... differences. - "25 years" of...
Don't go there, Flora, or we'll never finish. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Don't go there, Flora, or we'll never finish.
And we thought that this was best for everyone - You Keep the Kids 00:06
And we thought that this was best for everyone
Should decide who you want to live with. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Should decide who you want to live with.
- You'd better think it over. - No, weigh it up and... - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- You'd better think it over. - No, weigh it up and...
- You have loads of time... - Yes, until... Christmas. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- You have loads of time... - Yes, until... Christmas.
Christmas came along, my parents split up... - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Christmas came along, my parents split up...
True, Dad, for this I need something stronger. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
True, Dad, for this I need something stronger.
What do you want me to do? I have to choose between Mom and you. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
What do you want me to do? I have to choose between Mom and ...
It's impossible, - You Keep the Kids 00:05
It's impossible,
There's no reason to rule out Dad or Mom... - You Keep the Kids 00:07
There's no reason to rule out Dad or Mom...
If you want to stay with your mother, it's only natural. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
If you want to stay with your mother, it's only natural...
Dad is all fun and games. With Dad it's pizza, - You Keep the Kids 00:08
Dad is all fun and games. With Dad it's pizza,
Sorry, but when I read your lovey-dovey messages, - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Sorry, but when I read your lovey-dovey messages,
Imagine you're choking on a chicken bone - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Imagine you're choking on a chicken bone
I'd shove a pen in your neck and good God... - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I'd shove a pen in your neck and good God...