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Wow, kickboxing. You didn't say Juan was a fighter
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Wow, kickboxing.You didn't say Juan was a fighter

Wow, kickboxing.
You didn't say Juan was a fighter

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Wow, kickboxing. You didn't say Juan was a fighter.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:19
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
That's great, you have to learn how to defend yourself, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
That's great, you have to learn how to defend yourself,
Though I didn't need to because I'm so fast, they never got me. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Though I didn't need to because I'm so fast, they ...
I'm hard to hit. Try it. Yeah, yeah, try it. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I'm hard to hit. Try it. Yeah, yeah, try it.
Give it to me, like they taught you in that course, not like some posh... - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Give it to me, like they taught you in that course, not like...
Flora told me you didn't decorate the house, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
Flora told me you didn't decorate the house,
I went to a market. Look, so funny, a dancing tree. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
I went to a market. Look, so funny, a dancing tree.
What kind of family is this? Let's all go get a tree. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
What kind of family is this? Let's all go get a tree.
- My name's Juan! - Let's go. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- My name's Juan! - Let's go.
A tree is like nose hair, you have to pull it out yourself. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
A tree is like nose hair, you have to pull it out yourself.
Shall we sing as a family? To be a tip-top driver... - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Shall we sing as a family? To be a tip-top driver...
Well, here we are. Buying a tree is a waste of money. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Well, here we are. Buying a tree is a waste of money.
A natural fir tree is better. It's more attractive and ecological. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
A natural fir tree is better. It's more attractive and ...
- Those aren't fir trees. - How do we fit it into the house? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Those aren't fir trees. - How do we fit it into the h...
I came here every year with my ex-wife. She'd say: - You Keep the Kids 00:11
I came here every year with my ex-wife. She'd say:
- Yeah, sure. - Why did you get divorced? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Yeah, sure. - Why did you get divorced?
- Sorry. - No, I don't mind telling you. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Sorry. - No, I don't mind telling you.
I lost my wife, my whole family, - You Keep the Kids 00:10
I lost my wife, my whole family,
Well, family, say hello to our tree. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Well, family, say hello to our tree.
Dear fir tree, you're coming to our home - You Keep the Kids 00:06
Dear fir tree, you're coming to our home
That's love sometimes, okay? And if you live with me, - You Keep the Kids 00:08
That's love sometimes, okay? And if you live with me,