Don't joke with me like that, man
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Carl Peterson:
Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy? Dupree:
[exasperated]
What? Why would he want me to get a vasectomy, Carl? I barely know the man! Carl Peterson:
Sshhh, wait a minute! Wait! Dupree... Dupree:
Yes, I'd be offended! Carl Peterson:
No, not you! That's not what I mean! Just what do you think of vasectomies? Dupree:
Cutting off my manhood? I think it's barbaric. No one's getting near that part of my body. No one, Carl. Unless, of course, it's a woman. And then she better not have a scalpel. Carl Peterson:
Of course. Dupree:
Why would he want me to get a vasectomy? Carl Peterson:
He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy. It was a hypothetical question. Dupree:
Okay. Carl Peterson:
Forget I asked. Dupree:
Don't joke with me like that, man
Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy? Dupree:
[exasperated]
What? Why would he want me to get a vasectomy, Carl? I barely know the man! Carl Peterson:
Sshhh, wait a minute! Wait! Dupree... Dupree:
Yes, I'd be offended! Carl Peterson:
No, not you! That's not what I mean! Just what do you think of vasectomies? Dupree:
Cutting off my manhood? I think it's barbaric. No one's getting near that part of my body. No one, Carl. Unless, of course, it's a woman. And then she better not have a scalpel. Carl Peterson:
Of course. Dupree:
Why would he want me to get a vasectomy? Carl Peterson:
He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy. It was a hypothetical question. Dupree:
Okay. Carl Peterson:
Forget I asked. Dupree:
Don't joke with me like that, man
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Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy
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What Why would he want me to get a vasectomy
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Carl I barely know the man Wait a minute Wait Dupree
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Yes I'd be offended No Not you
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That's not what I mean Just what do you think of vasectomies
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Cutting off my manhood I think it's barbaric
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No one's getting near that part of my body No one Carl
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Unless of course it's a woman
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And then she better not have a scalpel
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Of course
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Why would he want me to get a vasectomy
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He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy
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Movie Summary
A best man (Wilson) stays on as a houseguest with the newlyweds, much to the couple's annoyance.
