Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy? What? Why would he want me...
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Carl Peterson:
Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy?
Dupree:
[exasperated]
What? Why would he want me to get a vasectomy, Carl? I barely know the man!
Carl Peterson:
Sshhh, wait a minute! Wait! Dupree...
Dupree:
Yes, I'd be offended!
Carl Peterson:
No, not you! That's not what I mean! Just what do you think of vasectomies?
Dupree:
Cutting off my manhood? I think it's barbaric. No one's getting near that part of my body. No one, Carl. Unless, of course, it's a woman. And then she better not have a scalpel.
Carl Peterson:
Of course.
Dupree:
Why would he want me to get a vasectomy?
Carl Peterson:
He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy. It was a hypothetical question.
Dupree:
Okay.
Carl Peterson:
Forget I asked.
Dupree:
Don't joke with me like that, man.
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Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy
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What Why would he want me to get a vasectomy
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Carl I barely know the man Wait a minute Wait Dupree
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Yes I'd be offended No Not you
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That's not what I mean Just what do you think of vasectomies
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Cutting off my manhood I think it's barbaric
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No one's getting near that part of my body No one Carl
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Unless of course it's a woman
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And then she better not have a scalpel
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Of course
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Why would he want me to get a vasectomy
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He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 292
Timestamp in movie: 01h 01m 50s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A best man (Wilson) stays on as a houseguest with the newlyweds, much to the couple's annoyance.
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