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"You Only Live Twice" quotes

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James Bond and the Japanese Secret Service must find and stop the true culprit of a series of space hijackings, before war is provoked between Russia and the United States.

Director: Lewis Gilbert
Writer: Harold Jack Bloom, Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming
Production: N/A
Year: 1967
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $43,084,787
Released: 13 Jun 1967
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 wins & 3 nominations total
Allow me to introduce myself - You Only Live Twice 00:36 Allow me to introduce myself Oh heaven forbid - You Only Live Twice 00:18 Oh heaven forbid Permit me to introduce myself - You Only Live Twice 00:34 Permit me to introduce myself But we know she stopped somewhere - You Only Live Twice 01:25 But we know she stopped somewhere You made a mistake - You Only Live Twice 00:24 You made a mistake You are James Bond - You Only Live Twice 00:33 You are James Bond I have my curiosity - You Only Live Twice 00:32 I have my curiosity Welcome to Japan - You Only Live Twice 00:10 Welcome to Japan What's the plan for me - You Only Live Twice 00:37 What's the plan for me Bad news from outer space - You Only Live Twice 00:12 Bad news from outer space A Dom Perignon '59 - You Only Live Twice 00:20 A Dom Perignon '59 You are a liar - You Only Live Twice 00:36 You are a liar You gave false name to priest - You Only Live Twice 00:17 You gave false name to priest Oh the things I do for England - You Only Live Twice 00:11 Oh the things I do for England It can save your life - You Only Live Twice 00:07 It can save your life You know what it is about you that fascinates them - You Only Live Twice 00:17 You know what it is about you that fascinates them You should give up smoking - You Only Live Twice 00:12 You should give up smoking I've got you now - You Only Live Twice 00:11 I've got you now Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls - You Only Live Twice 00:25 Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls You can watch it all on TV - You Only Live Twice 00:24 You can watch it all on TV Bon app tit - You Only Live Twice 00:04 Bon app tit My friend now you take your first civilised bath - You Only Live Twice 00:31 My friend now you take your first civilised bath I'll just settle for this little old lady here - You Only Live Twice 00:07 I'll just settle for this little old lady here I shall look forward personally to exterminating you - You Only Live Twice 00:07 I shall look forward personally to exterminating you Goodbye Mr Bond - You Only Live Twice 00:04 Goodbye Mr Bond This is my ninja training school - You Only Live Twice 00:17 This is my ninja training school Will get into anything - You Only Live Twice 00:21 Will get into anything No one will disturb you tonight - You Only Live Twice 00:19 No one will disturb you tonight You are James Bond aren't you - You Only Live Twice 00:28 You are James Bond aren't you The world knows we are a peace loving people - You Only Live Twice 00:10 The world knows we are a peace loving people You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry - You Only Live Twice 00:47 You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry Oh that's stirred not shaken That was right - You Only Live Twice 00:29 Oh that's stirred not shaken That was right As a matter of fact - You Only Live Twice 00:06 As a matter of fact We shadowed the Ning Po in a helicopter - You Only Live Twice 00:46 We shadowed the Ning Po in a helicopter Miss Moneypenny - You Only Live Twice 00:28 Miss Moneypenny At least he died on the job - You Only Live Twice 00:11 At least he died on the job How was the girl - You Only Live Twice 00:19 How was the girl You like Japanese sake - You Only Live Twice 00:22 You like Japanese sake Chasing girls will be the end of you - You Only Live Twice 00:17 Chasing girls will be the end of you Only one person we know uses this sort of gun - You Only Live Twice 01:13 Only one person we know uses this sort of gun I am about to inaugurate a little war - You Only Live Twice 00:19 I am about to inaugurate a little war Dinghy's on board - You Only Live Twice 00:08 Dinghy's on board You better go right in - You Only Live Twice 00:09 You better go right in Your English girls would never perform this simple service - You Only Live Twice 00:15 Your English girls would never perform this simple service The last time someone gave me a massage was in Hong Kong - You Only Live Twice 00:27 The last time someone gave me a massage was in Hong Kong I have much curiosity Bond san - You Only Live Twice 00:26 I have much curiosity Bond san Right Now pay attention - You Only Live Twice 00:38 Right Now pay attention Welcome - You Only Live Twice 00:17 Welcome Is this the only room there is - You Only Live Twice 00:30 Is this the only room there is Why don't you just dye the parts that show - You Only Live Twice 00:06 Why don't you just dye the parts that show How's that for Japanese efficiency - You Only Live Twice 00:12 How's that for Japanese efficiency Siamese vodka - You Only Live Twice 00:09 Siamese vodka Hawaii to Jupiter 16 - You Only Live Twice 00:46 Hawaii to Jupiter 16 I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible - You Only Live Twice 00:33 I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible There's nothing here but volcanoes - You Only Live Twice 00:06 There's nothing here but volcanoes Now you are going to need some very close protection tonight in Tokyo - You Only Live Twice 00:29 Now you are going to need some very close protection tonight... I must say you have a lot of energy for a dead man Mr Bond - You Only Live Twice 00:06 I must say you have a lot of energy for a dead man Mr Bond If Henderson's theory is right - You Only Live Twice 00:30 If Henderson's theory is right 294 here Tiger immediate - You Only Live Twice 00:19 294 here Tiger immediate Tiger contact M - You Only Live Twice 00:19 Tiger contact M A ship and a strip of land It could be anywhere - You Only Live Twice 00:54 A ship and a strip of land It could be anywhere Please come in Mr Fisher - You Only Live Twice 00:16 Please come in Mr Fisher This is our special baby rocket - You Only Live Twice 00:13 This is our special baby rocket Permission to come aboard - You Only Live Twice 00:12 Permission to come aboard A Dom P rignon '59 Mr Fisher - You Only Live Twice 00:13 A Dom P rignon '59 Mr Fisher Little Nelly got a hot reception - You Only Live Twice 00:10 Little Nelly got a hot reception I think it's about hotel time - You Only Live Twice 00:08 I think it's about hotel time Hello Bad news from outer space - You Only Live Twice 00:11 Hello Bad news from outer space I shall be in my apartment - You Only Live Twice 00:11 I shall be in my apartment Now what the hell's the score - You Only Live Twice 00:21 Now what the hell's the score You should try it It's bad for your liver - You Only Live Twice 00:05 You should try it It's bad for your liver Gas Get over the side - You Only Live Twice 00:54 Gas Get over the side Is that deep - You Only Live Twice 00:13 Is that deep Instant Japanese You may need it - You Only Live Twice 00:10 Instant Japanese You may need it Do you know what this is I'd rather not - You Only Live Twice 00:33 Do you know what this is I'd rather not What's the plan for me First you become a Japanese - You Only Live Twice 00:45 What's the plan for me First you become a Japanese We are now impregnable - You Only Live Twice 00:11 We are now impregnable Hans our job will soon be done - You Only Live Twice 00:13 Hans our job will soon be done Now look I think London's theory - You Only Live Twice 00:34 Now look I think London's theory There he is - You Only Live Twice 00:44 There he is Calling Bird 1 - You Only Live Twice 00:25 Calling Bird 1 294 here Tiger immediate - You Only Live Twice 00:17 294 here Tiger immediate A Dom P rignon '59 Mr Fisher - You Only Live Twice 00:09 A Dom P rignon '59 Mr Fisher As a matter of fact our man in Hong Kong is working on it now - You Only Live Twice 00:05 As a matter of fact our man in Hong Kong is working on it... As you see I am about to inaugurate a little war - You Only Live Twice 00:13 As you see I am about to inaugurate a little war Bon app tit - You Only Live Twice 00:03 Bon app tit Chasing girls will be the end of you Bond san I have told you before - You Only Live Twice 00:14 Chasing girls will be the end of you Bond san I have told... Dinghy's on board sir Tell him to come below and report - You Only Live Twice 00:08 Dinghy's on board sir Tell him to come below and report Do you have any commandos here - You Only Live Twice 00:12 Do you have any commandos here

Cast

James Bond - Sean Connery
Kissy - Mie Hama
Tiger Tanaka - Tetsurô Tanba
Mr. Osato - Teru Shimada