Yeah, it works. You know, it just kind of does.
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Mavis Gary:
Weren't you that hate crime guy? Matt Freehauf:
Excuse me? Mavis Gary:
You totally were. You're the hate crime guy! Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy. Matt Freehauf:
Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods. Mavis Gary:
That's right! Matt Freehauf:
And hit me on the legs and dick With a crowbar. Mavis Gary:
With a crowbar. I totally remember that. Matt Freehauf:
It was national news. I mean, until people found out I wasn't really gay. Then it wasn't a hate crime anymore. It was a fat guy getting his ass beat. Mavis Gary:
Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school? Matt Freehauf:
Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome. Mavis Gary:
Fuck. How's your dick? Matt Freehauf:
Not good. Not good. Mavis Gary:
Does it work? Matt Freehauf:
Yeah, it works. You know, it just kind of does. [makes sideways hand gesture]
Weren't you that hate crime guy? Matt Freehauf:
Excuse me? Mavis Gary:
You totally were. You're the hate crime guy! Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy. Matt Freehauf:
Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods. Mavis Gary:
That's right! Matt Freehauf:
And hit me on the legs and dick With a crowbar. Mavis Gary:
With a crowbar. I totally remember that. Matt Freehauf:
It was national news. I mean, until people found out I wasn't really gay. Then it wasn't a hate crime anymore. It was a fat guy getting his ass beat. Mavis Gary:
Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school? Matt Freehauf:
Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome. Mavis Gary:
Fuck. How's your dick? Matt Freehauf:
Not good. Not good. Mavis Gary:
Does it work? Matt Freehauf:
Yeah, it works. You know, it just kind of does. [makes sideways hand gesture]
Full Transcript
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Weren't you that hate crime guy'
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Excuse me
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You totally were
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You're the hate crime guy
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Oh my God Why didn't you just say that
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Now I know who you are
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Matt the hate crime guy
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Yes Mavis When I was a
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When we were seniors
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a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods
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That's right
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and hit me on the legs and dick with a crowbar
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With a crowbar I totally remember that
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It was national news
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I mean until people found out that I wasn't really gay
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Then it wasn't a hate crime any more
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It was a fat guy getting his ass beat
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Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school
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Yes I got to miss about six months It was awesome
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Fuck How's your dick
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Not good Not good
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Does it work Yeah it works
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You know it's just kind of does a
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Movie Summary
Soon after her divorce, a fiction writer returns to her home in small-town Minnesota, looking to rekindle a romance with her ex-boyfriend, who is now happily married and has a newborn daughter.
Actors
Mavis Gary
Matt Freehauf
