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Your Friend, Nate Bargatze

She goes, "Just call and ask them." I go, "I can't callthese 40-year-old dudes and just be...

She goes, "Just call and ask them." I go, "I can't call
these 40-year-old dudes and just be like, 'How much pizza
do you think you're gonna eat tonight?'"

Full Transcript

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She goes, "Just call and ask them."
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I go, "I can't call these 40-year-old dudes
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and just be like, 'How much pizza do you think you're gonna eat tonight?'"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:17
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
The Nateland Company,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nate Bargatze tackles pizza-ordering strategies for guys' night, wanting a second dog and relying on his responsible wife.
"No, we're trying to save money, so I need to know exactly - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:07
"No, we're trying to save money, so I need to know...
I just want to buy stuff and her not know I bought it, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:08
I just want to buy stuff and her not know I bought it,
But I got to go through her to get that information. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
But I got to go through her to get that information.
I poke around, I'll be like, "If I had a bank, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
I poke around, I'll be like, "If I had a bank,
I also, once a week, walk into a bank and go, "Hello, is my money in this bank?" - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
I also, once a week, walk into a bank and go, "Hello, i...
If I buy something and it doesn't fit, I'll never take it back. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
If I buy something and it doesn't fit, I'll never ...
I'm pretty sure it's going to be the exact same people. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I'm pretty sure it's going to be the exact same pe...
And right when I walk in, they'll be like, "We knew you couldn't handle that shirt." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
And right when I walk in, they'll be like, "We kne...
I think she's bullying these 15-year-old children. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I think she's bullying these 15-year-old children.
Their mom walks in being like, "Your bananas got weird too quick." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:17
Their mom walks in being like, "Your bananas got weird ...
Recently, I was walking to my car and I had a college kid come up - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:08
Recently, I was walking to my car and I had a college kid co...
You know, for nature. Or it was for Earth. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
You know, for nature. Or it was for Earth.
He used real words. But it was, you know, basically... - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
He used real words. But it was, you know, basically...
I felt he even looked at me, like, "It's going to Earth." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:08
I felt he even looked at me, like, "It's going to ...
He said, "Our water's being poisoned." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:07
He said, "Our water's being poisoned."
I think I was buying a tree, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I think I was buying a tree,
But I tried to give him cash and he was like, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:12
But I tried to give him cash and he was like,
So he, like, swipes the card, and then after it goes through, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:10
So he, like, swipes the card, and then after it goes through...
And he was like, "Look, you can cancel it on the website." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:07
And he was like, "Look, you can cancel it on the websit...
He goes, "Put your email down for the receipt." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:08
He goes, "Put your email down for the receipt."