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Sit in the dark and be sad and just be
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Your Friend, Nate Bargatze

Sit in the dark and be sad and just be

Sit in the dark and be sad and just be

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Sit in the dark and be sad and just be...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:10
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
The Nateland Company,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nate Bargatze tackles pizza-ordering strategies for guys' night, wanting a second dog and relying on his responsible wife.
Right when I get in bed, "You turn that light off?" - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:13
Right when I get in bed, "You turn that light off?"...
Like, if something gets to the bottom, I will throw it away. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
Like, if something gets to the bottom, I will throw it away.
If ketchup gets, like, that much left, I'm like, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
If ketchup gets, like, that much left, I'm like,
I will use it to what I think the average person uses it to. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
I will use it to what I think the average person uses it to.
I don't think I should feel muscles trying to get it out. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I don't think I should feel muscles trying to get it ou...
So I know when I'm done with it, I give it to the hobo I married. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
So I know when I'm done with it, I give it to the hobo ...
I married an old man from the Depression, is who I married. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I married an old man from the Depression, is who I married.
So I'll be like, "All right, we gotta order pizza." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:10
So I'll be like, "All right, we gotta order pizza....
She goes, "Just call and ask them." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:10
She goes, "Just call and ask them."
"No, we're trying to save money, so I need to know exactly - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:07
"No, we're trying to save money, so I need to know...
I just want to buy stuff and her not know I bought it, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:08
I just want to buy stuff and her not know I bought it,
But I got to go through her to get that information. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
But I got to go through her to get that information.
I poke around, I'll be like, "If I had a bank, - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
I poke around, I'll be like, "If I had a bank,
I also, once a week, walk into a bank and go, "Hello, is my money in this bank?" - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
I also, once a week, walk into a bank and go, "Hello, i...
If I buy something and it doesn't fit, I'll never take it back. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
If I buy something and it doesn't fit, I'll never ...
I'm pretty sure it's going to be the exact same people. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I'm pretty sure it's going to be the exact same pe...
And right when I walk in, they'll be like, "We knew you couldn't handle that shirt." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:06
And right when I walk in, they'll be like, "We kne...
I think she's bullying these 15-year-old children. - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:05
I think she's bullying these 15-year-old children.
Their mom walks in being like, "Your bananas got weird too quick." - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:17
Their mom walks in being like, "Your bananas got weird ...
Recently, I was walking to my car and I had a college kid come up - Your Friend, Nate Bargatze 00:08
Recently, I was walking to my car and I had a college kid co...