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[first lines] George W. Bush:
That was weird. When the pilots of Marine One said they were going to drop me off in New York City, I thought they were joking. I said, "Sure. Y'know, while you're at it, why don't you drop me off in the faggy Theater District?" And guess what, they did! So the joke's on me. But let me be clear about something - I'm just kidding, okay? I don't think theater's faggy. Except for "Cats." and "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change." Yeah, that one's queer and Yiddishy. You know, if you want to treat yourself to just a wonderful night out at the theater, just an outstanding show about pride and work ethic and values without any sort of gay agenda, go see "Rent." Laura and I must've seen that show no less than eighty times
That was weird. When the pilots of Marine One said they were going to drop me off in New York City, I thought they were joking. I said, "Sure. Y'know, while you're at it, why don't you drop me off in the faggy Theater District?" And guess what, they did! So the joke's on me. But let me be clear about something - I'm just kidding, okay? I don't think theater's faggy. Except for "Cats." and "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change." Yeah, that one's queer and Yiddishy. You know, if you want to treat yourself to just a wonderful night out at the theater, just an outstanding show about pride and work ethic and values without any sort of gay agenda, go see "Rent." Laura and I must've seen that show no less than eighty times
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That was weird
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When the pilots of Marine One said they were gonna
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said they were gonna drop me off in New York City
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I thought they were joking
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I said sure
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You know While you're at it why don't you drop me off in the faggy Theater District
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And guess what They did
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So uh so the joke's on me
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But let me be clear about something I'm just kidding okay
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I don't think theater's faggy
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Except for Cats
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And I Love You You're Perfect Now Change
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Yeah that one's queer and Yiddish y
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You know if you want to treat yourself
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to just a wonderful night out at the theater
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just an outstanding show about pride
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work ethic
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and values
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without any sort of gay agenda
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go see Rent
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Laura and I must've seen that show no less than 80 times
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Movie Summary
It's time for change in America--but not without a few parting words from former President George W Bush. Here's your chance to discover the man behind the myth as HBO presents Will Ferrell in a performance of his heralded one-man...
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George W. Bush
