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Joe Fox:
Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's box of all the secret, hateful parts - your arrogance, your spite, your condescension - has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and moving on, you zing them. "Hello, it's Mr Nasty." I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.Kathleen Kelly: No, I know what you mean, and I'm completely jealous! What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said. What should I have said, for example, to a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existence?Kathleen Kelly: Nothing. Even now, days later, I can't figure it out.Joe Fox: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you? And then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time, and we'd both be happy. But then, on the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows.Joe Fox: Do you think we should meet?Kathleen Kelly: Meet? Oh my God
Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's box of all the secret, hateful parts - your arrogance, your spite, your condescension - has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and moving on, you zing them. "Hello, it's Mr Nasty." I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.Kathleen Kelly: No, I know what you mean, and I'm completely jealous! What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said. What should I have said, for example, to a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existence?Kathleen Kelly: Nothing. Even now, days later, I can't figure it out.Joe Fox: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you? And then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time, and we'd both be happy. But then, on the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows.Joe Fox: Do you think we should meet?Kathleen Kelly: Meet? Oh my God
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Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself
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That a Pandora 's box of all the secret hateful parts
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your arrogance your spite
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your condescension
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has sprung open
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Someone provokes you and instead of smiling
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and moving on you zing them
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Hello it's Mr Nasty
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I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about
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I know what you mean and I'm completely jealous
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When I'm provoked I get tongue tied My mind goes
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blank
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Then I toss and turn all night
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trying to figure out what I should've said
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What should I have said for example to the
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bottom dweller
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who recently belittled my existence
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Nothing
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Nothing Even now
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Even now
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days later
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I can't figure it out
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you
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Then I'd never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time
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And we'd be happy
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On the other hand I must warn you
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When you finally say the thing you mean to say
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at the moment you mean to say it remorse inevitably follows
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Do you think we should meet
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Meet
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Oh my God
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Movie Summary
Book superstore magnate, Joe Fox and independent book shop owner, Kathleen Kelly fall in love in the anonymity of the Internet both blissfully unaware that he's trying to put her out of business.
