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We should announce ourselves to the neighborhood Here we comeThis is the Upper West SideWe might as well tell them we're opening a crack houseThey're going to hate usThey'll be lining up to picket the

You've Got Mail

A FoxBooks superstore and the end of civilization as you know it."

You've Got Mail • 1998

Joe Fox:
Hey, you know what? We should announce ourselves to the neighborhood. Just let them know, here we come.Kevin:Oh, no, this is the Upper West Side, man. We might as well tell 'em we're opening up a crack house. They're gonna hate us. Soon as they hear, they're gonna be lining up...Joe Fox, Kevin:- to picket the big bad chain store...Kevin:- that's out to destroy...Joe Fox:- everything they hold dear.Kevin:Yeah.Joe Fox:Do you know what? We are going to seduce them. We're going to seduce them with our square footage, and our discounts, and our deep armchairs, and...Joe Fox, Kevin:Our cappuccino.Joe Fox:That's right. They're going hate us at the beginning, but...Joe Fox, Kevin:But we'll get 'em in the end.Joe Fox:Do you know why?Kevin:Why?Joe Fox:Because We're going to sell them cheap books and legal addictive stimulants. In the meantime, we'll just put up a big sign: "Coming soon: a FoxBooks superstore and the end of civilization as you know it."

Full Transcript

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We should announce ourselves to the neighborhood Here we come

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This is the Upper West Side

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We might as well tell them we're opening a crack house

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They're going to hate us

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They'll be lining up to picket the big bad chain store

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that's out to destroy

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Everything they hold dear

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We're going to seduce them with our square footage

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and our discounts and our deep armchairs

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and our cappuccino

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They're going to hate us at the beginning

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but we'll get them in the end

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And you know why

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Why

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Because we'll sell cheap books and legal addictive stimulants

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In the meantime we'll just put up a big sign

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Coming Soon a Fox Books Superstore The End of Civilization

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As You Know It

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أتعلم علينا أ ن نعلن عن المتجر في الحي

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نحن في الجانب الغربي الأعلي

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قد نقول لهم أننا نفتتح مصنعا للمخدرات

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هم سيكرهوننا

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ثم سرعان ما سيتجمهرون للمطالبة بإسقاط المتجر الكبير الشرير

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الذي سيحطم

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كل شيء عزيز لديهم

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نحن سنغويهم بالمساحة الكبيرة

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وتخفيضاتنا وكراسينا العميقة

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و الكابتشينو

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هم سيكرهوننا في الب داية

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لكننا سنكسبهم في النهاية

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وأنت تعرف ل ماذا

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لماذا

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لأننا س نب يع كتب رخيصة

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ومحفزات قانونية مسببة للإدمان

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في هذه الأثناء نحن سنرفع لافته كبيرة

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قريبا فوكس للكتب نهاية الحضارة الغربيه الحديثه

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كما نعرفها

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Et si on annonçait notre arrivée dans le quartier

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Pas sûr C'est le Westside

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Autant dire qu'on ouvre une fumerie de crack

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lls vont nous haïr

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lls vont tous s'acharner sur le grand méchant magasin

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Qui va détruire

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Tout ce qui leur est cher

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Mais on va les séduire A coup de mètres carrés

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de prix réduits de fauteuils moelleux et

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de cappuccino

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Au début ils vont nous haïr

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mais on finira par les avoir

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Tu sais pourquoi

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Pourquoi

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On vend des livres au rabais et des stimulants autorisés

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On va mettre une grande pancarte

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Magasin Fox la fin de la civilisation

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en tant que telle

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Wir sollten uns der Nachbarschaft vorstellen Hier kommen wir

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In der Upper West Side

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Die werden uns hassen als wären wir eine Crack Höhle

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Sie werden uns hassen

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Die werden die grosse böse Ladenkette blockieren

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die alles zerstört

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Was ihnen lieb und teuer ist

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Wir verführen sie mit unserer Ladenfläche

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den Rabatten den bequemen Sesseln

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und unserem Cappuccino

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Sie werden uns am Anfang hassen

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aber am Ende kriegen wir sie

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Und weisst du warum

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Warum

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Wir verkaufen billige Bücher und legale Aufputschmittel

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Bis dahin machen wir ein Schild

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Eröffnung demnächst Fox Bücher Das Ende der Zivilisation

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wie Sie sie kennen

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Пора объявлять всей округе Мы уже здесь

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Это же верхний Вест Сайд

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Почти то же самое что открыть притон

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Они сразу возненавидят нас

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Появятся пикеты протестующие против гнусной фирмы

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желающей погубить всё чем они дорожат

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Мы соблазним их нашими пространствами

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и нашими скидками удобными креслами

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и капуччино

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Браво Сначала они будут нас ненавидеть

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а потом мы их поимеем

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А почему

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Почему

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Мы предложим им дешёвые книги и тонизирующие напитки

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А пока мы повесим плакат

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Книжный супермаркет фирмы Фокс Конец цивилизации

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которую вы знали

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Deberíamos anunciarnos al barrio decirles que venimos

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No sé esta es la zona burguesa

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Es como abrir una casa de opio

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Nos van a odiar

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En cuanto se enteren se unirán

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para sabotear la cadena codiciosa

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que quiere destruir

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Todo lo que aprecian

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Los seduciremos con nuestra gran instalación

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y nuestros descuentos y nuestros sillones y

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nuestro capuchino

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Correcto Al principio nos odiarán pero

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pero los cautivaremos al final

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Sabes por qué

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Por qué

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Porque les venderemos libros baratos y estimulantes legales

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Mientras tanto pondremos un gran cartel

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Súper librería Fox El fin de la civilización

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como la conocen

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

1,071

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:28

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

Book superstore magnate, Joe Fox and independent book shop owner, Kathleen Kelly fall in love in the anonymity of the Internet both blissfully unaware that he's trying to put her out of business.

Actors

Joe Fox