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"Zack and Miri Make a Porno" quotes

Zack and Miri Make a Porno poster
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than the

Director: Kevin Smith
Writer: Kevin Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $31,457,946
Released: 31 Oct 2008
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

64 video clips

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I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:13 I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker That way if you get caught no one thinks it's weird - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:34 That way if you get caught no one thinks it's weird See Excuse me can l get a coffee black - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 See Excuse me can l get a coffee black I don't mean to alarm you - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:21 I don't mean to alarm you ZACK Oh my God yeah What You got an idea - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:32 ZACK Oh my God yeah What You got an idea Who are you again Lester - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:17 Who are you again Lester That's bullshit You get to be Buck Rogers having sex in the 25th century - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:29 That's bullshit You get to be Buck Rogers having sex in... MlRl l mean nobody wants to see us fuck Zack - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:15 MlRl l mean nobody wants to see us fuck Zack No no no With your cut of the profits you're gonna get two flat screens - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:20 No no no With your cut of the profits you're gonna get... That chick frosted me like l was a fucking cake - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:05 That chick frosted me like l was a fucking cake I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:06 I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness L Hello Miriam - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:31 L Hello Miriam What Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star Wars - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:07 What Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia... Thanks Lester uh - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:36 Thanks Lester uh We're gonna launch arching ropes of jism aIl over this motherfucker Peace - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:07 We're gonna launch arching ropes of jism aIl over this... You don't wanna fuck a stranger in the porno movie for some weird reason - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:24 You don't wanna fuck a stranger in the porno movie for... Star Sex 2 The Wrath of Cunt MlRl We never made a Star Sex 1 - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12 Star Sex 2 The Wrath of Cunt MlRl We never made a Star Sex 1 Oh shit l'm sorry guys Am l in the way - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:28 Oh shit l'm sorry guys Am l in the way Oh come on Dawn of the Dick - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12 Oh come on Dawn of the Dick You want me to come in What happened to the water - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:23 You want me to come in What happened to the water I even tried to talk her into giving me the fucking Dutch rudder - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:25 I even tried to talk her into giving me the fucking Dutch... Your face Yeah Weird huh - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 Your face Yeah Weird huh Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:10 Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild I'd like a double espresso so l can stay up all night - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08 I'd like a double espresso so l can stay up all night Hey' how'd it look How do you think it looked - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12 Hey' how'd it look How do you think it looked Okay She'll be fine So you guys suck each other's cocks huh - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08 Okay She'll be fine So you guys suck each other's... This is exactly why you haven't met my mother - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:36 This is exactly why you haven't met my mother Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man I'm fucking you in the puss - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:04 I'm fucking you in the puss So l guess we should do this - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:28 So l guess we should do this L can't keep my hands off him You've had one too many - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 L can't keep my hands off him You've had one too... That's amazing Don't ever get married - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08 That's amazing Don't ever get married I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you ref - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you ref You' my friend are the lead role of Lubed Guy Baller - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 You' my friend are the lead role of Lubed Guy Baller You're gay Yeah - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:20 You're gay Yeah I love the movies - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:04 I love the movies Who could it be - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:34 Who could it be DELANEY I just wanted to see some free titties - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:10 DELANEY I just wanted to see some free titties So who are we gonna disappoint Porn has gone mainstream now - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:10 So who are we gonna disappoint Porn has gone mainstream now I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherfuckers l tell you - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08 I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherfuckers l tell you Let us fuck - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:06 Let us fuck Besides man l've known her since the first grade - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:23 Besides man l've known her since the first grade L thought you recognized me that's Oh okay l get it - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:18 L thought you recognized me that's Oh okay l get it Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man Do you believe this shit - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:13 Do you believe this shit Her name's Bubbles - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:07 Her name's Bubbles It's taking the normal and making it abnormal by fucking it - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08 It's taking the normal and making it abnormal by... I hate you ebony and ivory motherfuckers - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08 I hate you ebony and ivory motherfuckers The reason you haven't taken me to your mother's - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 The reason you haven't taken me to your mother's What the fuck Zack - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:05 What the fuck Zack If you heard that someone we graduated with - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:18 If you heard that someone we graduated with Sometimes we just need someone - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 Sometimes we just need someone No l'm a guy Give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12 No l'm a guy Give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber... Hey Hey - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:04 Hey Hey You sneaky lndian motherfucker I tell you yes - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:07 You sneaky lndian motherfucker I tell you yes Oh' my God - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:04 Oh' my God I asked her to fuck me She wouldn't do it - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 I asked her to fuck me She wouldn't do it I want you to come - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12 I want you to come I like that guy but if he tries to fuck that littIe dog tonight for real - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 I like that guy but if he tries to fuck that littIe dog... I'm disturbed at how turned on I am by this - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 I'm disturbed at how turned on I am by this

Cast

Miri - Elizabeth Banks
Zack - Seth Rogen
Delaney - Craig Robinson
Mr. Surya - Gerry Bednob
Customer - Edward Janda
All Cast