Zack and Miri Make a Porno quotes

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Zack and Miri are two lifelong platonic friends who make an adult film to pay the rent of their apartment. With their friend Delaney, the couple set out for auditionees for their porn film, but in the process of filming, they realize they feel more for each other than they had before.

Director: Kevin Smith
Writer: Kevin Smith
Production: View Askew Productions, Weinstein Company
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $31,457,946
Released: 31 Oct 2008
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations.


41 Clips & Quotes

I'm gonna fuck you with my penis - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:31 I'm gonna fuck you with my penis Can I have a coffee - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:16 Can I have a coffee Bobby Long's boyfriend - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:29 Bobby Long's boyfriend You got an idea - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:29 You got an idea What brings you here - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 02:00 What brings you here Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:35 Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff I don't mean to alarm you - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:56 I don't mean to alarm you Nobody wants to see us fuck - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:51 Nobody wants to see us fuck And I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the batroom - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:25 And I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the batroom With your cut of the profits - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:06 With your cut of the profits Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:20 Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the... Can you believe THIS shit - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:22 Can you believe THIS shit Are you fucking with me - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:58 Are you fucking with me I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:17 I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness This is just the beginning - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:54 This is just the beginning We are gonna launch arcing ropes of jism all over this motherfucker - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:21 We are gonna launch arcing ropes of jism all over this... You don't wanna fuck a stranger in a porn movie for some strange reason - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:51 You don't wanna fuck a stranger in a porn movie for some... I hate you ebony and ivory motherfuckers - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:15 I hate you ebony and ivory motherfuckers Where's the clitoris again - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:40 Where's the clitoris again The Wrath of Cunt - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:30 The Wrath of Cunt Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:39 Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild Those are fucking granny panties - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:11 Those are fucking granny panties What happened to the water - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:43 What happened to the water I even tried to talk her into givin' me the fuckin' Dutch Rudder - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:13 I even tried to talk her into givin' me the fuckin' Dutch... I don't think I've seen your face since senior year - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:48 I don't think I've seen your face since senior year And I'm on the internet wearing - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:40 And I'm on the internet wearing I'd like a double espresso so I can stay up all night - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:24 I'd like a double espresso so I can stay up all night This is exactly why you haven't met my mother - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 02:37 This is exactly why you haven't met my mother You have your shit covered - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:22 You have your shit covered Fuckback Mountain - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 Fuckback Mountain I guess we should do this - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:48 I guess we should do this I can't keep my hands off him - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:41 I can't keep my hands off him Don't ever get married - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:30 Don't ever get married How do you think it looked - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:39 How do you think it looked I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:15 I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you You guys suck each other's cocks - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 You guys suck each other's cocks Are the lead role of Lubed Guy Baller - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:43 Are the lead role of Lubed Guy Baller I love the movies - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 I love the movies Porn has gone mainstream now - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:22 Porn has gone mainstream now I just wanted to see some free titties - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:23 I just wanted to see some free titties I hate the both of you ebony and ivory motherfuckers - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:18 I hate the both of you ebony and ivory motherfuckers

Cast

Zack - Seth Rogen
Delaney - Craig Robinson
Mr. Surya - Gerry Bednob
Customer - Edward Janda
Teen #2 - Chris Milan
Zack II - Kenny Hotz
Bobby Long - Brandon Routh
Roxanne - Anne Wade
Brandon - Justin Long
Jenkins - Tom Savini
Deacon - Jeff Anderson
Auditioner - Jim Norton
Auditioner - Jean-Pierre Nutini
Auditioner - Alice Eisner
Auditioner - David Early
Auditioner - Mattt Potter
Barry - Ricky Mabe
Auditioning Girl - Lena Cheney
Stripper - Marie Blanchard
Stripper - Ricki Raxxx
Stripper - Katelyn Hoffman
Stripper - Ashley Kunich
Stacey - Katie Morgan
Lester - Jason Mewes
Bubbles - Traci Lords
Construction Foreman - Milos Milicevic
Indecisive Customer - James W. Smith
Drunk Customer - Tyler Labine
Delaney's Wife - Tisha Campbell-Martin
Moaner and Groaner - Lauren Miller Rogen
Mrs. Copley - Betty Aberlin
Shopper in Mall - Tony Amen
Reunion Guest - Gavin ap' Morrygan
Hockey Pendant Seller - Tim Auman
Girl leaving the bar - Paula Bellin
Classmate - Neil Booker
Reunion Guest - James Ciesielski
Nightclub Patron - Carl Clemons
Reunion Guest - Matt Croyle
Mall Patron - Laura Dobberstein
Auditioner - Jennifer Enskat
Paintbooth Extra - Jeffrey Jones
Nightclub Patron - William Kania
Todd Spilotti - Zak Knutson
Construction Worker #2 - Bruce Koehler
Reunion Guest - Stephanie Macdougall
Black Friday Shopper - Mike J. McAllister
Drunk Reunion Guest - Sean P. McCarthy
Paintball booth patron - Christopher Mele
High School Classmate - Chaz Moneypenny
Club Owner's Friend - Jackson Nunn
Mall Patron - James O'Kane
Punk in Monroeville Mall Playland - Michael P. O'Toole
Reunion Classmate - Jared Pfennigwerth
Class Reunion Guest - Kyle Quinn
Reunion Guest - Krista Ream
Reunion Guest - Paul J. Rosenburg
Dancer - Brenna Roth
Reunion Attendee - Mark Schultis
Reunion Guest - Christopher Watts
Auditioner - Adrienne Wehr
Auditioner - Jean Zarzour