Oh my god... no! What? Granny Panties? Excuse me? This is so crazy! I was literally just...
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Brandon:
Oh my god... no!
Miriam Linky:
What?
Brandon:
Granny Panties?
Miriam Linky:
Excuse me?
Brandon:
This is so crazy! I was literally just watching you like right before we got here! This is you, right?
[pulls out his iPhone and shows a YouTube clip of Miri in a changing room wearing big underwear. The narrator says "My name's Granny Panties and nobody wants to fuck me! Nothing's whiter then my big gay ass."]
Miriam Linky:
[Miri gasps in horror]
Zack Brown:
Where'd you get that?
Brandon:
Oh, I entered 'gay' and 'ass' and it was the top hit. It's had 200 thousand views in three hours. Honey, you are, like, I'm actually jealous right now cause you're like super famous!
Miriam Linky:
[to Bobby]
You're gay?
Bobby Long:
[apologetically]
Yeah...
Miriam Linky:
And I'm the internet wearing... a diaper?
Brandon:
Who knew you'd come to Pittsburg and meet a celebrity?
Miriam Linky:
I'm gonna binge drink now until I pass out now.
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Oh my God
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No What
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Granny Panties
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Excuse me How can you tell
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This is so crazy
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I was literally just watching you like right before we got here
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This is so crazy This is you right
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TEEN 1 My name's Granny Panties
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and nobody wants to fuck me
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Nothing's whiter than my big gay ass
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Where'd you get that
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Oh I entered gay and ass and it was the top hit
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It's had 200 000 views in three hours Honey you are like
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I'm jealous right now because you're like super famous
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Baby please take our picture I get a picture with Granny Panties
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Yeah yeah yeah This is awesome
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All right smile Okay got it Did you get it
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Oh thank you very much E mail me that
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Oh because he's the worst photographer Okay good
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You're gay Yeah
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And I'm on the Internet wearing a diaper
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Who knew you'd come to Pittsburgh and meet a celebrity
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I'm gonna binge drink now until I pass out
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 155
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 01s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than the
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