This is exactly why you haven't met my mother! Because you don't know how to ease people...
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Bobby Long:
This is exactly why you haven't met my mother! Because you don't know how to ease people in to this situation, you just force your way in every time!
Brandon:
Baby, I thought maybe for one second in this God-forsaken town I could be myself! I'm so sorry, you're right, I should just butch up and pretend that I don't love it when you shove your dick in my mouth!
Zack Brown:
[to himself]
This is the best night of my life.
Brandon:
Am I making a spectacle? Because I could make a much bigger scene. I'm sorry, Pittsburg, listen up Monroevers, my name is Brandon St. Randy, and I love Bobby Long!
Zack Brown:
Fucking A!
Brandon:
Is that enough for you? Is that enough of a scene? Cause I could start doing a lot worse then that. And the reason that you haven't taken me home to your mother is that your mother, with her makeup and all her drinking, she's in the closet too.
Zack Brown:
[in awe]
They fight just like real people...
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This is exactly why you haven't met my mother
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You don't know how to ease people into this situation
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You just force your way in every time l thought maybe for one second
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in this godforsaken town I could be myself l'm so sorry
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No you're right' l should just butch up
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and pretend that l don't love it when you shove your dick in my mouth
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This is the best night of my life BRANDON Am l making a spectacle
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l could make a much bigger scene You really are
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I'm sorry Pittsburgh Listen up' Monroe vers
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My name is Brandon St Randy' and l love Bobby Long
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 294
Timestamp in movie: 00h 24m 51s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than the
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