What brings you here? I came here with somebody who went to school here, Bobby Long. No...
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Zack Brown:
What brings you here?
Brandon:
I came here with somebody who went to school here, Bobby Long.
Zack Brown:
No shit! That's who my friend's hitting on right now! See, right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana.
Brandon:
In L.A. we call that look 'Nickelodeon Chique'.
Zack Brown:
Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles? That's awesome, man, what do you do out there?
Brandon:
I'm an actor.
Zack Brown:
Wow! That's really impressive.
Brandon:
Thank you.
Zack Brown:
Fucking movies?
Brandon:
Fucking movies. Pretty much.
Zack Brown:
Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?
Brandon:
Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Zack Brown:
All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that?
Brandon:
Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth."
Zack Brown:
[stunned]
... is that like a sequel?
Brandon:
Sort of. It's a reimagining.
Zack Brown:
Oh, like "The Wiz".
Brandon:
More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
Zack Brown:
I apologize in advance if I'm out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon:
Guilty as charged.
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That way if you get caught no one thinks it's weird
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You're just a guy who likes to fuck his flashlight
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I am totally buying this shit
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Whoa if you've got money to burn how about paying the electric bill
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That's due already November's is probably due now
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but I was talking about September's Tell me this doesn't rock
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You kind of look like Ronald McDonald
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That makes me want some McNuggets
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Why would you wanna buy a pocket pussy anyway That is so sad
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What Excuse me I forgot about the nobility
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that accompanies coming with a fucking vibrator
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 255
Timestamp in movie: 00h 09m 26s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than the
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