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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.

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Brian Volk-Weiss

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documentary, comedy

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And they're always rushing, rushing,
rushing to get to yoga class. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And they're always rushing, rushing, rushing to get to ...

If you're rushing to get to yoga class,
you're doing it wrong. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

If you're rushing to get to yoga class, you're doi...

And if you kick a homeless man's
change cup, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And if you kick a homeless man's change cup,

You need therapy. Or,
at the very least, a drink. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

You need therapy. Or, at the very least, a drink.

But since there's so many yogis
in the room, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But since there's so many yogis in the room,

So, I just want to know,
what war are you fighting? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

So, I just want to know, what war are you fighting?

Okay, pop quiz two. What is the name
of that sweaty yoga? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Okay, pop quiz two. What is the name of that sweaty yoga?

The people who do that yoga,
they're hardcore. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

The people who do that yoga, they're hardcore.

Like, if you bump into Becky
who just came out of hot yoga, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Like, if you bump into Becky who just came out of hot yoga,

I just love that hot, sweaty yoga! - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I just love that hot, sweaty yoga!

And she always wants to know, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And she always wants to know,

But we don't roll the furnace
into the room and blow it on our bodies. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But we don't roll the furnace into the room and blow it...

What do they say at the end of
every yoga class in America? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

What do they say at the end of every yoga class in America?

Namaste is "hello." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Namaste is "hello."

If you go walk into a store in India, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

If you go walk into a store in India,

If you leave without buying something,
they're gonna say [speaking Hindi]. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

If you leave without buying something, they're gonna sa...

Which means, "look who
took a shit and left." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Which means, "look who took a shit and left."

Yeah, they're legal,
but they're not really dangerous. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Yeah, they're legal, but they're not really danger...

I mean, there's something to be said
for living in an impoverished nation. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I mean, there's something to be said for living in an i...

Who can think of a mass shooting when
the house is floating away in the monsoon? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Who can think of a mass shooting when the house is floating ...

And here, you always find out that
the people who commit these atrocities, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And here, you always find out that the people who commit the...

Twelve people share one hut. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Twelve people share one hut.

Then you find out that the shooter
had mental health issues. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Then you find out that the shooter had mental health issues.

Mental health? There's
no mental health back home. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Mental health? There's no mental health back home.

I remember when my husband got his
first big job in America. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I remember when my husband got his first big job in America.

It came with mental health days.
We were so excited. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

It came with mental health days. We were so excited.

He's like, if I don't need three days
to cry, can I get overtime? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

He's like, if I don't need three days to cry, can ...

Another big issue in America; abortion.
That's a big one, right? Big issue. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Another big issue in America; abortion. That's a big on...

Ohh, I crossed the line with that.
Okay, all right. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Ohh, I crossed the line with that. Okay, all right.

I made that one up, fine.
Although, I will tell you, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I made that one up, fine. Although, I will tell you,

I don't know how it happens." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I don't know how it happens."

See, one time, a comedian asked me
how I got here. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

See, one time, a comedian asked me how I got here.

But I'm gonna tell you guys
how I got here. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But I'm gonna tell you guys how I got here.

So, when I was 15-years-old,
I was this close to getting arranged. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

So, when I was 15-years-old, I was this close to getting arr...

My sister, who lived here in America put
everything on the line to bring me here. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

My sister, who lived here in America put everything on the l...

My brothers back home defied my father
and helped me escape. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

My brothers back home defied my father and helped me escape.

Leaving them behind is the hardest thing
I ever did in my life. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Leaving them behind is the hardest thing I ever did in my li...

In Hindi, there's a saying;
[speaking Hindi] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

In Hindi, there's a saying; [speaking Hindi]

So, this is my sweet destiny. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

So, this is my sweet destiny.

To be a loudmouth American woman! - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

To be a loudmouth American woman!

[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

[audience cheering]

And you know, like all immigrants,
I'm still torn. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And you know, like all immigrants, I'm still torn.

I still start every day
with the Indian newspaper. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I still start every day with the Indian newspaper.

And there's some things I'll just
never get used to in this country. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And there's some things I'll just never get used t...

Like here, people love to say "I love you"
all the time and to everybody. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Like here, people love to say "I love you" all the...

So much love. I hate it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

So much love. I hate it.

I've never said I love you
to my husband. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I've never said I love you to my husband.

But if he said it to me,
I'd know he's cheating on me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But if he said it to me, I'd know he's cheating on...

And you know, we don't use words
like "sweetheart," - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And you know, we don't use words like "sweetheart,...

Like, not even on my death bed
would I use those words. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Like, not even on my death bed would I use those words.

On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming
"find a job that matches your 401k." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming "find a jo...

I have said I love you one time,
and meant it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I have said I love you one time, and meant it.

To an Amazon customer service
representative. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

To an Amazon customer service representative.

Right, you guys...
And my daughter overheard me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Right, you guys... And my daughter overheard me.

She's like, "Mom, you just said
I love you to Amazon. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

She's like, "Mom, you just said I love you to Amaz...

And she goes, "You've never said
I love you to me." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And she goes, "You've never said I love you to me....

See, there's a lot of love in America,
a lot of love, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

See, there's a lot of love in America, a lot of love,

You know, so, I recently posted a flyer
about a show I was doing. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

You know, so, I recently posted a flyer about a show I was d...

And somebody commented,
"That's gonna be a smelly show." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And somebody commented, "That's gonna be a smelly ...

They're like, "You can say that,
take that back." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

They're like, "You can say that, take that back.&q...

He said, "You can't smell it
'cause you're all Indian." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

He said, "You can't smell it 'cause you'...

It's because we have this thing
we like to use called taste buds. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

It's because we have this thing we like to use called t...

[audience cheers] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

[audience cheers]

In fact, that's how we got
the British to leave India, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

In fact, that's how we got the British to leave India,

And we smell? Let's talk about
the food people cook here. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And we smell? Let's talk about the food people cook her...

To me, it smells like
a rotten can of cat food. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

To me, it smells like a rotten can of cat food.

And let's talk about
the beloved hot dog carts. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And let's talk about the beloved hot dog carts.

Every time I walk by one, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Every time I walk by one,

But the thing about racism is - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But the thing about racism is

Because we come from one of
the most racist countries on Earth. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Because we come from one of the most racist countries on Ear...

So, you guys remember that scandal
that happened with Meghan Markle, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

So, you guys remember that scandal that happened with Meghan...

When that scandal happened, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

When that scandal happened,

They were like, every Indian mother-in-law
has asked this question. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

They were like, every Indian mother-in-law has asked this qu...

Thank God, my daughter, when she was born,
she was a Cappuccino Foam. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Thank God, my daughter, when she was born, she was a Cappucc...

But coming back to the mean Instagram guy, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But coming back to the mean Instagram guy,

Second of all, being Hindu,
I'm not even allowed to kill a fly. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Second of all, being Hindu, I'm not even allowed to kil...

And then, I almost blocked him. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And then, I almost blocked him.

But then, I realized,
I'm gonna lose all this engagement. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But then, I realized, I'm gonna lose all this engagemen...

So, you know what I did?
I took screen shots of all his comments - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

So, you know what I did? I took screen shots of all his comm...

And I tagged Salman Rushdie, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And I tagged Salman Rushdie,

By the time their fans were done with him,
I had 12,000 new followers. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

By the time their fans were done with him, I had 12,000 new ...

[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

[audience cheering]

[cheering continues] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

[cheering continues]

[audience cheers] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

[audience cheers]

My older son, also known as
The Important One, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

My older son, also known as The Important One,

You know, the one who
launched my TikTok channel for me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

You know, the one who launched my TikTok channel for me.

My firstborn, STEM major, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

My firstborn, STEM major,

And Mr. Logic Man, himself, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And Mr. Logic Man, himself,

But like, he takes, he, like you can't...
"Oh, you let your wife do this." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

But like, he takes, he, like you can't... "Oh, you...

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Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.

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Director: Brian Volk-Weiss

Writer: Zarna Garg

Production: N/A

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2023

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ImdbRating: 6.3

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Released: 16 May 2023

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