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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And if a big bookshelf falls on my head, do I really need him explaining to methat I put...

And if a big bookshelf falls on my head, do I really need him explaining to me
that I put too much stuff in it?

Full Transcript

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And if a big bookshelf falls on my head,
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do I really need him explaining to me that I put too much stuff in it?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:18
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
Or if my checked luggage is overweight at the airport, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
Or if my checked luggage is overweight at the airport,
And you know, when I first started doing this joke, he didn't like it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And you know, when I first started doing this joke, he didn&...
He's like, "I don't like this joke." I said, "But why? You are my Superman." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
He's like, "I don't like this joke." I s...
Where will I change into the costume?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
Where will I change into the costume?"
So, when she got in, immediately, I called my mother-in-law. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
So, when she got in, immediately, I called my mother-in-law.
She said to me, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
She said to me,
But I can't complain about her too much. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But I can't complain about her too much.
Because without her, what would I get up here and say? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Because without her, what would I get up here and say?
I'm fine. I too, have self-esteem." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
I'm fine. I too, have self-esteem."
But now my kid is in college and it's all about making friends. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
But now my kid is in college and it's all about making ...
And she's like, "Mom, be serious. I have to make some friends." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And she's like, "Mom, be serious. I have to make s...
You cannot be friends with any Communications majors. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You cannot be friends with any Communications majors.
No Sociology, no Geology. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No Sociology, no Geology.
No Anthropology. What even is that? Everybody's dead. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No Anthropology. What even is that? Everybody's dead.
No kids who play music, no kids who do drama. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No kids who play music, no kids who do drama.
Recruited athletes, do I even need to say the words? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Recruited athletes, do I even need to say the words?
Engineering, Pre-Med... Basically, all the Indian kids. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Engineering, Pre-Med... Basically, all the Indian kids.
And she's like, what if I meet an Indian kid who's an Art major? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And she's like, what if I meet an Indian kid who's...
And if you meet that kid, get his mother's phone number. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And if you meet that kid, get his mother's phone number...
So, are we all familiar with the acronyms STEM in education? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
So, are we all familiar with the acronyms STEM in education?