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And you know, like all immigrants, I'm still torn
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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And you know, like all immigrants,I'm still torn

And you know, like all immigrants,
I'm still torn

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And you know, like all immigrants, I'm still torn.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:00
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
I still start every day with the Indian newspaper. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
I still start every day with the Indian newspaper.
And there's some things I'll just never get used to in this country. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And there's some things I'll just never get used t...
Like here, people love to say "I love you" all the time and to everybody. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Like here, people love to say "I love you" all the...
So much love. I hate it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
So much love. I hate it.
I've never said I love you to my husband. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I've never said I love you to my husband.
But if he said it to me, I'd know he's cheating on me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But if he said it to me, I'd know he's cheating on...
And you know, we don't use words like "sweetheart," - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
And you know, we don't use words like "sweetheart,...
Like, not even on my death bed would I use those words. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Like, not even on my death bed would I use those words.
On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming "find a job that matches your 401k." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming "find a jo...
I have said I love you one time, and meant it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I have said I love you one time, and meant it.
To an Amazon customer service representative. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
To an Amazon customer service representative.
Right, you guys... And my daughter overheard me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Right, you guys... And my daughter overheard me.
She's like, "Mom, you just said I love you to Amazon. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
She's like, "Mom, you just said I love you to Amaz...
And she goes, "You've never said I love you to me." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And she goes, "You've never said I love you to me....
See, there's a lot of love in America, a lot of love, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
See, there's a lot of love in America, a lot of love,
You know, so, I recently posted a flyer about a show I was doing. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You know, so, I recently posted a flyer about a show I was d...
And somebody commented, "That's gonna be a smelly show." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And somebody commented, "That's gonna be a smelly ...
They're like, "You can say that, take that back." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
They're like, "You can say that, take that back.&q...
He said, "You can't smell it 'cause you're all Indian." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
He said, "You can't smell it 'cause you'...
It's because we have this thing we like to use called taste buds. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
It's because we have this thing we like to use called t...