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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

And if somebody askedwhat's my orientation I said my apartment faces south

And if somebody asked
what's my orientation I said my apartment faces south

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And if somebody asked what's my orientation
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I said my apartment faces south.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:26
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
We were so naive. We acted as if there was a matchmaker even though there wasn't. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
We were so naive. We acted as if there was a matchmaker even...
Like, he asked me if I could cook. I said, can you show me your tax returns? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Like, he asked me if I could cook. I said, can you show me y...
I said, can I interest you in some Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I said, can I interest you in some Bed, Bath and Beyond coup...
So, in a way, we arranged ourselves, and that didn't go over well back home. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
So, in a way, we arranged ourselves, and that didn't go...
His mom was pissed off, my dad was upset. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
His mom was pissed off, my dad was upset.
Neither side of the family spoke to the other side for a long time. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Neither side of the family spoke to the other side for a lon...
And the thing is, I don't know what's better, being arranged, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
And the thing is, I don't know what's better, bein...
On this one thing, the bar is set so high... - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
On this one thing, the bar is set so high...
Like, happily ever after, absolutely! - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Like, happily ever after, absolutely!
Enough of the fairy tales and the happily ever after. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Enough of the fairy tales and the happily ever after.
We don't even want that. We don't want happily ever after. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
We don't even want that. We don't want happily eve...
The aunties love that, right? That's a real crisis. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
The aunties love that, right? That's a real crisis.
See, we didn't grow up hearing things like "sweet dreams." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:15
See, we didn't grow up hearing things like "sweet ...
...do you say sweet dreams to your kids?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
...do you say sweet dreams to your kids?"
See, us immigrants, we're all the same. We're practical people. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
See, us immigrants, we're all the same. We're prac...
We're so practical that my daughter once asked me, she's like, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:14
We're so practical that my daughter once asked me, she&...
And why do you think we pay for so many tennis lessons? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And why do you think we pay for so many tennis lessons?
And Indian people only wrote the ultimate book on sex. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And Indian people only wrote the ultimate book on sex.
To which she responded, "We wrote Fifty Shades of Gray?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
To which she responded, "We wrote Fifty Shades of Gray?...
Why would we? We came to America for the electricity. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Why would we? We came to America for the electricity.