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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Hi, homies! My people

[audience cheers] Hi, homies! My people

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Hi, homies! My people.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:23
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
It's just not my fault that it's the best religion out there. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
It's just not my fault that it's the best religion...
[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
[audience cheering]
Like Christianity; "Confess before you die, or else." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:15
Like Christianity; "Confess before you die, or else.&qu...
Buddhism; so much chanting. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Buddhism; so much chanting.
So, I'm what I like to call Hindu Light. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
So, I'm what I like to call Hindu Light.
I mean, we celebrate Diwali, but I do take-out. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I mean, we celebrate Diwali, but I do take-out.
Why am I gonna cook for three days? My mother-in-law's not here to spy on me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Why am I gonna cook for three days? My mother-in-law's ...
My little one, my little son, goes to Hindu Sunday school. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
My little one, my little son, goes to Hindu Sunday school.
But I drop him and I go get mimosas with my friends. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
But I drop him and I go get mimosas with my friends.
So, I'm Hindu Light, but my brother who lives back home, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
So, I'm Hindu Light, but my brother who lives back home...
And every day, he FaceTimes me from the temple. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And every day, he FaceTimes me from the temple.
And he says, quick, ask what you want from God today. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And he says, quick, ask what you want from God today.
How sweet, right? My brother, he's thinking about me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
How sweet, right? My brother, he's thinking about me.
And I'm a good person. I ask for nice things. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I'm a good person. I ask for nice things.
Like, cure cancer, end hunger, world peace. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Like, cure cancer, end hunger, world peace.
I've been blessed. And recently, I got some great news in my family. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I've been blessed. And recently, I got some great news ...
You guys want to hear it? It's gonna make you so happy. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You guys want to hear it? It's gonna make you so happy.
He is now five foot eight and one quarter inches tall! - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
He is now five foot eight and one quarter inches tall!
This is amazing! The average Indian man is five foot, five inches. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
This is amazing! The average Indian man is five foot, five i...
What good is it having all these extra arms if you can't reach anything anywhere? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
What good is it having all these extra arms if you can'...