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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Do you know how bad something has to be when the nice, white guy in the audienceis like,...

Do you know how bad something has to be when the nice, white guy in the audience
is like, "Oh, no!"

Full Transcript

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Do you know how bad something has to be
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when the nice, white guy in the audience is like, "Oh, no!"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:44
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
And now, I have an update on the situation and you guys are gonna think - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
And now, I have an update on the situation and you guys are ...
I just found out that she's required to take a class in Wellness. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
I just found out that she's required to take a class in...
While she's meditating, I'm gonna go have a stroke. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
While she's meditating, I'm gonna go have a stroke...
It's hard for me to raise my kids here, I'll tell you why. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
It's hard for me to raise my kids here, I'll tell ...
Because here, people like to do dangerous things just for fun. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Because here, people like to do dangerous things just for fu...
Just for the thrill of it. They like to go sliding down mountains, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
Just for the thrill of it. They like to go sliding down moun...
Back home, when I wanted to experience the thrill, I drank tap water. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Back home, when I wanted to experience the thrill, I drank t...
Now, my son wants to go bungee jumping. Could you imagine? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Now, my son wants to go bungee jumping. Could you imagine?
And I said, "No, you can't go." And he says, "Why not? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I said, "No, you can't go." And he says, ...
My friend, Scott went." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
My friend, Scott went."
I said, "Scott should go bungee jumping. Scott has a B in Math. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
I said, "Scott should go bungee jumping. Scott has a B ...
You want to put a photo on Instagram, take a picture of your GPA. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You want to put a photo on Instagram, take a picture of your...
And you know the other thing that has us immigrant parents really confused, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And you know the other thing that has us immigrant parents r...
I know brown people are like, "What?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
I know brown people are like, "What?"
You be happy. If you are happy, we are happy. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You be happy. If you are happy, we are happy.
[audience laughing] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
[audience laughing]
Our song would be "Don't happy, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:16
Our song would be "Don't happy,
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in America were Indian. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in Americ...
...that's a "C." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
...that's a "C."
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they're like, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they&#...