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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Happy birthday!" And it's not like I could say to her,"Who is 58 today?

Happy birthday!" And it's not like I could say to her,
"Who is 58 today?

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Happy birthday!"
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And it's not like I could say to her, "Who is 58 today?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:33
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
And fatter than me?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And fatter than me?"
[audience cheers] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
[audience cheers]
So, my aunties will understand this, right, when we hang out at dinner parties, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
So, my aunties will understand this, right, when we hang out...
And the kids here are so delicate. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And the kids here are so delicate.
...he recently asked me, he's like, "Mom, are you proud of me?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
...he recently asked me, he's like, "Mom, are you ...
Why?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
Why?"
We get you tutors. We feed you almonds. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
We get you tutors. We feed you almonds.
That's like a Russian mom being proud that her kid is a figure skater. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
That's like a Russian mom being proud that her kid is a...
Right now, the best I can give you is that I'm not embarrassed by you." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
Right now, the best I can give you is that I'm not emba...
Like, you know, they come to me for help with their homework - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Like, you know, they come to me for help with their homework
And then, he'll be like, "Mom, but I have to show the work, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:27
And then, he'll be like, "Mom, but I have to show ...
The truth is that my youngest, my third, is actually the smartest of my three. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
The truth is that my youngest, my third, is actually the sma...
I just don't have the heart to break it to him that by the time he goes to college, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
I just don't have the heart to break it to him that by ...
I mean, I drop hints. I tell him, I'm like, you know what's a great university? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
I mean, I drop hints. I tell him, I'm like, you know wh...
And my husband, he thinks he's a comedian now. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And my husband, he thinks he's a comedian now.
He's like, by the time he goes to college, we're gonna have no money left. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
He's like, by the time he goes to college, we're g...
You know what's a great place to retire? Flushing. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
You know what's a great place to retire? Flushing.
No, so, I've been married, you know, a long time, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
No, so, I've been married, you know, a long time,
And sometimes, we fight. I tell him, go, go take the kids. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And sometimes, we fight. I tell him, go, go take the kids.
You know, one has a tennis tournament, one has a chess game at the same time. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You know, one has a tennis tournament, one has a chess game ...