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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

He's what you here would call "a catch." I know this because his mother reminds me

He's what you here would call "a catch." I know this because his mother reminds me

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He's what you here would call "a catch."
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I know this because his mother reminds me.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:24
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
I shouldn't be so surprised because back in the day, he was a chess champion. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
I shouldn't be so surprised because back in the day, he...
So, his super power is logic. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
So, his super power is logic.
Ahh. Exactly. What do you do with logic? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Ahh. Exactly. What do you do with logic?
You know, it's as if I'm married to Clark Kent who never becomes Superman. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You know, it's as if I'm married to Clark Kent who...
And if a big bookshelf falls on my head, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And if a big bookshelf falls on my head,
Or if my checked luggage is overweight at the airport, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
Or if my checked luggage is overweight at the airport,
And you know, when I first started doing this joke, he didn't like it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And you know, when I first started doing this joke, he didn&...
He's like, "I don't like this joke." I said, "But why? You are my Superman." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
He's like, "I don't like this joke." I s...
Where will I change into the costume?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
Where will I change into the costume?"
So, when she got in, immediately, I called my mother-in-law. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
So, when she got in, immediately, I called my mother-in-law.
She said to me, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
She said to me,
But I can't complain about her too much. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But I can't complain about her too much.
Because without her, what would I get up here and say? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Because without her, what would I get up here and say?
I'm fine. I too, have self-esteem." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
I'm fine. I too, have self-esteem."
But now my kid is in college and it's all about making friends. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
But now my kid is in college and it's all about making ...
And she's like, "Mom, be serious. I have to make some friends." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And she's like, "Mom, be serious. I have to make s...
You cannot be friends with any Communications majors. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You cannot be friends with any Communications majors.
No Sociology, no Geology. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No Sociology, no Geology.
No Anthropology. What even is that? Everybody's dead. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No Anthropology. What even is that? Everybody's dead.
No kids who play music, no kids who do drama. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No kids who play music, no kids who do drama.