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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I know brown people are like, "What?" No, it's a thing, it's a thing here.There are...

I know brown people are like, "What?" No, it's a thing, it's a thing here.
There are parents in this country, right now, telling their kids,
don't worry about your grades

Full Transcript

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I know brown people are like, "What?"
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No, it's a thing, it's a thing here. There are parents in this country,
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right now, telling their kids, don't worry about your grades.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:08
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
You be happy. If you are happy, we are happy. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You be happy. If you are happy, we are happy.
[audience laughing] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
[audience laughing]
Our song would be "Don't happy, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:16
Our song would be "Don't happy,
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in America were Indian. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in Americ...
...that's a "C." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
...that's a "C."
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they're like, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they&#...
My LinkedIn profile says Mount Sinai. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
My LinkedIn profile says Mount Sinai.
Okay, I was kidding about that, they do know what I do, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Okay, I was kidding about that, they do know what I do,
The last few years, I did a lot of shows on Zoom. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
The last few years, I did a lot of shows on Zoom.
How many people here are still working on Zoom? A little bit, right? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
How many people here are still working on Zoom? A little bit...
You wore your nice shirt, you combed your hair, you looked good. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
You wore your nice shirt, you combed your hair, you looked g...
Then, a few months into it, you took a little bite on the side. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Then, a few months into it, you took a little bite on the si...
Now, we're like, "I'm just gonna take a shower." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
Now, we're like, "I'm just gonna take a showe...
[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:15
[audience cheering]
Now, in America, we've heard a lot about Indian aunties. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Now, in America, we've heard a lot about Indian aunties...
But can we take a minute and talk about Indian uncles? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But can we take a minute and talk about Indian uncles?
So, this is how the Zoom would open up. Take a hundred little windows, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
So, this is how the Zoom would open up. Take a hundred littl...
As if to say, who is this woman and why is she talking? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
As if to say, who is this woman and why is she talking?
And then, while I was doing my set, the chat room would be fired up. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And then, while I was doing my set, the chat room would be f...
"She's not funny." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:14
"She's not funny."