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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

I'm like, what do you think will happenwhen you go to India?

I'm like, what do you think will happen
when you go to India?

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I'm like, what do you think will happen when you go to India?
Duration
5 seconds
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31
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:08
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
See, New Yorkers think they're so tough. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
See, New Yorkers think they're so tough.
I tell them, go to Calcutta for one day. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I tell them, go to Calcutta for one day.
New York will feel like a fun little village. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
New York will feel like a fun little village.
And you know, whoever said "it takes a village" has never been to a village. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And you know, whoever said "it takes a village" ha...
I remember when I watched a brown comic for the first time. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I remember when I watched a brown comic for the first time.
You know, one of these Indian-American kids born and raised here. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You know, one of these Indian-American kids born and raised ...
And they were complaining about their overbearing, difficult to please parents. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And they were complaining about their overbearing, difficult...
I realized, I was like, "Oh, I'm who they're talking about." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
I realized, I was like, "Oh, I'm who they're ...
We call them A, B, C, Ds. What does it stand for? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
We call them A, B, C, Ds. What does it stand for?
"American Born Confused Daisies." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
"American Born Confused Daisies."
'Cause, God, they whine about everything. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
'Cause, God, they whine about everything.
It's like, "Oh, our parents made us go to medical school." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
It's like, "Oh, our parents made us go to medical ...
"We weren't allowed to go to summer camp." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
"We weren't allowed to go to summer camp."
"We're not allowed to marry who we want." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
"We're not allowed to marry who we want."
And you didn't even agree to go on one date with my friend's daughter, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And you didn't even agree to go on one date with my fri...
We're so old-fashioned. They have a nickname for us. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
We're so old-fashioned. They have a nickname for us.
They call us FOBs. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
They call us FOBs.
Which stands for "Fresh Off the Boat." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
Which stands for "Fresh Off the Boat."
Because guess who's gonna subsidize the ceramics? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Because guess who's gonna subsidize the ceramics?
It's just a complete coincidence - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
It's just a complete coincidence