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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Like, happily ever after, absolutely!

Like, happily ever after, absolutely!

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Like, happily ever after, absolutely!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:00
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
Enough of the fairy tales and the happily ever after. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Enough of the fairy tales and the happily ever after.
We don't even want that. We don't want happily ever after. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
We don't even want that. We don't want happily eve...
The aunties love that, right? That's a real crisis. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
The aunties love that, right? That's a real crisis.
See, we didn't grow up hearing things like "sweet dreams." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:15
See, we didn't grow up hearing things like "sweet ...
...do you say sweet dreams to your kids?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
...do you say sweet dreams to your kids?"
See, us immigrants, we're all the same. We're practical people. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
See, us immigrants, we're all the same. We're prac...
We're so practical that my daughter once asked me, she's like, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:14
We're so practical that my daughter once asked me, she&...
And why do you think we pay for so many tennis lessons? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And why do you think we pay for so many tennis lessons?
And Indian people only wrote the ultimate book on sex. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And Indian people only wrote the ultimate book on sex.
To which she responded, "We wrote Fifty Shades of Gray?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
To which she responded, "We wrote Fifty Shades of Gray?...
Why would we? We came to America for the electricity. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Why would we? We came to America for the electricity.
But I love it here now. Everything Indian is hot right now in America. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But I love it here now. Everything Indian is hot right now i...
Have you guys realized that? Like Ayurveda, turmeric, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Have you guys realized that? Like Ayurveda, turmeric,
[audience cheers] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
[audience cheers]
Sometimes, I have to tell them, relax, don't offer me chai tea. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Sometimes, I have to tell them, relax, don't offer me c...
And putting a tea bag in apple cider is not chai tea. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And putting a tea bag in apple cider is not chai tea.
Besides, we came here so we could order - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
Besides, we came here so we could order
I'm like, what do you think will happen when you go to India? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I'm like, what do you think will happen when you go to ...
See, New Yorkers think they're so tough. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
See, New Yorkers think they're so tough.
I tell them, go to Calcutta for one day. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I tell them, go to Calcutta for one day.