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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Like, not even on my death bedwould I use those words

Like, not even on my death bed
would I use those words

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Like, not even on my death bed would I use those words.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:17
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming "find a job that matches your 401k." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming "find a jo...
I have said I love you one time, and meant it. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I have said I love you one time, and meant it.
To an Amazon customer service representative. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
To an Amazon customer service representative.
Right, you guys... And my daughter overheard me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Right, you guys... And my daughter overheard me.
She's like, "Mom, you just said I love you to Amazon. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
She's like, "Mom, you just said I love you to Amaz...
And she goes, "You've never said I love you to me." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And she goes, "You've never said I love you to me....
See, there's a lot of love in America, a lot of love, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
See, there's a lot of love in America, a lot of love,
You know, so, I recently posted a flyer about a show I was doing. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You know, so, I recently posted a flyer about a show I was d...
And somebody commented, "That's gonna be a smelly show." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And somebody commented, "That's gonna be a smelly ...
They're like, "You can say that, take that back." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
They're like, "You can say that, take that back.&q...
He said, "You can't smell it 'cause you're all Indian." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
He said, "You can't smell it 'cause you'...
It's because we have this thing we like to use called taste buds. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
It's because we have this thing we like to use called t...
[audience cheers] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
[audience cheers]
In fact, that's how we got the British to leave India, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
In fact, that's how we got the British to leave India,
And we smell? Let's talk about the food people cook here. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And we smell? Let's talk about the food people cook her...
To me, it smells like a rotten can of cat food. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
To me, it smells like a rotten can of cat food.
And let's talk about the beloved hot dog carts. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And let's talk about the beloved hot dog carts.
Every time I walk by one, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Every time I walk by one,
But the thing about racism is - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
But the thing about racism is
Because we come from one of the most racist countries on Earth. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Because we come from one of the most racist countries on Ear...