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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Like yoga used to be this boring,passive activity that people did in their pajamas

Like yoga used to be this boring,
passive activity that people did in their pajamas

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Like yoga used to be this boring, passive activity
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that people did in their pajamas.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:32
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
The hardest pose used to be Tadasana and Savasana. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
The hardest pose used to be Tadasana and Savasana.
And then, the Americans got involved and it became a blood sport. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And then, the Americans got involved and it became a blood s...
I live in New York City. I see all these women with their yoga mats - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
I live in New York City. I see all these women with their yo...
And they're always rushing, rushing, rushing to get to yoga class. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And they're always rushing, rushing, rushing to get to ...
If you're rushing to get to yoga class, you're doing it wrong. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
If you're rushing to get to yoga class, you're doi...
And if you kick a homeless man's change cup, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
And if you kick a homeless man's change cup,
You need therapy. Or, at the very least, a drink. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You need therapy. Or, at the very least, a drink.
But since there's so many yogis in the room, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But since there's so many yogis in the room,
So, I just want to know, what war are you fighting? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
So, I just want to know, what war are you fighting?
Okay, pop quiz two. What is the name of that sweaty yoga? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Okay, pop quiz two. What is the name of that sweaty yoga?
The people who do that yoga, they're hardcore. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
The people who do that yoga, they're hardcore.
Like, if you bump into Becky who just came out of hot yoga, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
Like, if you bump into Becky who just came out of hot yoga,
I just love that hot, sweaty yoga! - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
I just love that hot, sweaty yoga!
And she always wants to know, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And she always wants to know,
But we don't roll the furnace into the room and blow it on our bodies. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
But we don't roll the furnace into the room and blow it...
What do they say at the end of every yoga class in America? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
What do they say at the end of every yoga class in America?
Namaste is "hello." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Namaste is "hello."
If you go walk into a store in India, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
If you go walk into a store in India,
If you leave without buying something, they're gonna say [speaking Hindi]. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
If you leave without buying something, they're gonna sa...
Which means, "look who took a shit and left." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
Which means, "look who took a shit and left."