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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

No, so, I've been married,you know, a long time, and people ask me what's the secretto my...

No, so, I've been married,
you know, a long time, and people ask me what's the secret
to my long marriage

Full Transcript

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No, so, I've been married, you know, a long time,
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and people ask me what's the secret to my long marriage.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:43
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
And sometimes, we fight. I tell him, go, go take the kids. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And sometimes, we fight. I tell him, go, go take the kids.
You know, one has a tennis tournament, one has a chess game at the same time. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You know, one has a tennis tournament, one has a chess game ...
You know, I get asked if I was arranged. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
You know, I get asked if I was arranged.
Because she has a 15,000 square foot house, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
Because she has a 15,000 square foot house,
You know, the funny thing about arranged marriages is - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
You know, the funny thing about arranged marriages is
Like my friend, Kanicka, likes to tell her story, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Like my friend, Kanicka, likes to tell her story,
So, it turns out that 20 years ago, when she was getting arranged, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
So, it turns out that 20 years ago, when she was getting arr...
And she said, "No, no, no, you can't back out now. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And she said, "No, no, no, you can't back out now.
But in a few years, if you still don't like the girl, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
But in a few years, if you still don't like the girl,
[audience groans] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
[audience groans]
It even became an inside joke. You know, they argue, like all couples. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
It even became an inside joke. You know, they argue, like al...
And he says, "Shall I get the matches?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
And he says, "Shall I get the matches?"
So, I met my husband online 25 years ago. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
So, I met my husband online 25 years ago.
[audience hoots] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
[audience hoots]
Like, nobody asked you "up." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
Like, nobody asked you "up."
Back then, there were only two genders to choose from. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Back then, there were only two genders to choose from.
And if somebody asked what's my orientation - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And if somebody asked what's my orientation
We were so naive. We acted as if there was a matchmaker even though there wasn't. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
We were so naive. We acted as if there was a matchmaker even...
Like, he asked me if I could cook. I said, can you show me your tax returns? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Like, he asked me if I could cook. I said, can you show me y...
I said, can I interest you in some Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
I said, can I interest you in some Bed, Bath and Beyond coup...