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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Our song would be "Don't happy, be worried!" And there is so much to worry about.Let me...

Our song would be "Don't happy, be worried!" And there is so much to worry about.
Let me share a statistic, because I'm nothing
if I don't have a statistic for you

Full Transcript

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Our song would be "Don't happy,
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be worried!"
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And there is so much to worry about. Let me share a statistic,
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because I'm nothing if I don't have a statistic for you.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:46
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in America were Indian. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in Americ...
...that's a "C." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
...that's a "C."
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they're like, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they&#...
My LinkedIn profile says Mount Sinai. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
My LinkedIn profile says Mount Sinai.
Okay, I was kidding about that, they do know what I do, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Okay, I was kidding about that, they do know what I do,
The last few years, I did a lot of shows on Zoom. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
The last few years, I did a lot of shows on Zoom.
How many people here are still working on Zoom? A little bit, right? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
How many people here are still working on Zoom? A little bit...
You wore your nice shirt, you combed your hair, you looked good. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
You wore your nice shirt, you combed your hair, you looked g...
Then, a few months into it, you took a little bite on the side. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Then, a few months into it, you took a little bite on the si...
Now, we're like, "I'm just gonna take a shower." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
Now, we're like, "I'm just gonna take a showe...
[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:15
[audience cheering]
Now, in America, we've heard a lot about Indian aunties. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Now, in America, we've heard a lot about Indian aunties...
But can we take a minute and talk about Indian uncles? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But can we take a minute and talk about Indian uncles?
So, this is how the Zoom would open up. Take a hundred little windows, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
So, this is how the Zoom would open up. Take a hundred littl...
As if to say, who is this woman and why is she talking? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
As if to say, who is this woman and why is she talking?
And then, while I was doing my set, the chat room would be fired up. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And then, while I was doing my set, the chat room would be f...
"She's not funny." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:14
"She's not funny."
...hands behind their back, belly protruding out, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
...hands behind their back, belly protruding out,
And if you go to dinner with an Indian uncle and tip 20%, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And if you go to dinner with an Indian uncle and tip 20%,
They're like, "Ohh, no one told me I'm having dinner with Bill Gates." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
They're like, "Ohh, no one told me I'm having...