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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

Pro-choice, pro-life, pro-gun,Macbook Pro

Pro-choice, pro-life, pro-gun,
Macbook Pro

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Pro-choice, pro-life, pro-gun, Macbook Pro.
Duration
5 seconds
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56
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:25
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
By the time I got my Green Card, I was like, I'm not so sure about this. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
By the time I got my Green Card, I was like, I'm not so...
The only thing everybody seems to agree on is that everybody hates Ted Cruz. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
The only thing everybody seems to agree on is that everybody...
See, he has a purpose. [laughs] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
See, he has a purpose. [laughs]
To us, "one in a million" is so cute. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
To us, "one in a million" is so cute.
See, India is 1.4 billion people. Can you even imagine? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
See, India is 1.4 billion people. Can you even imagine?
For context, America is 400 million people. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
For context, America is 400 million people.
You have to add a whole billion to that, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
You have to add a whole billion to that,
If Americans had to compete with 1.4 billion people, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
If Americans had to compete with 1.4 billion people,
But speaking of the Supreme Court, my favorite... - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But speaking of the Supreme Court, my favorite...
Yeah, because of her, I went to law school. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Yeah, because of her, I went to law school.
But I found out after I became a lawyer, you have to be a good lawyer... - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
But I found out after I became a lawyer, you have to be a go...
...to be appointed a judge. And I was the worst. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
...to be appointed a judge. And I was the worst.
I would take my own client to the judge and be like, Your Honor, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
I would take my own client to the judge and be like, Your Ho...
Oh, shit, no! My client has not robbed a liquor store. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Oh, shit, no! My client has not robbed a liquor store.
Even the judge was like, Mrs. Garg, do you know what a Defense Attorney does? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Even the judge was like, Mrs. Garg, do you know what a Defen...
So, I decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay home, I'm gonna support my husband, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
So, I decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay home, I�...
Sixteen years of being home with the kids full time, I learned something. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Sixteen years of being home with the kids full time, I learn...
So, I found the only job that keeps me out of the house nights and weekends. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
So, I found the only job that keeps me out of the house nigh...
And I have no idea what's going on at my house right now. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I have no idea what's going on at my house right no...
See, this is why I love my American audience. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
See, this is why I love my American audience.