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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

"She's not funny." "That's not funny." "Okay, maybe she's a little funny." Yeah. No, you...

"She's not funny." [audience groans] "That's not funny." "Okay, maybe she's a little funny." Yeah. No, you can imagine
these Indian uncles, right, walking around with their hands

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"She's not funny."
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[audience groans]
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"That's not funny."
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"Okay, maybe she's a little funny."
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Yeah. No, you can imagine these Indian uncles, right,
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walking around with their hands...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:30
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
...hands behind their back, belly protruding out, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
...hands behind their back, belly protruding out,
And if you go to dinner with an Indian uncle and tip 20%, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And if you go to dinner with an Indian uncle and tip 20%,
They're like, "Ohh, no one told me I'm having dinner with Bill Gates." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
They're like, "Ohh, no one told me I'm having...
So, I make fun of Indian guys, but the truth is, they're great guys. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
So, I make fun of Indian guys, but the truth is, they'r...
Good fathers, great husbands, great providers. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Good fathers, great husbands, great providers.
No. Kids here think they have it bad. They complain about things. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
No. Kids here think they have it bad. They complain about th...
They're like, "Oh, I grew up in a rough neighborhood." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
They're like, "Oh, I grew up in a rough neighborho...
"I didn't belong. She was mean to me." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
"I didn't belong. She was mean to me."
In India. With Indian people. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
In India. With Indian people.
"Come, come, come, Beta." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
"Come, come, come, Beta."
Happy birthday!" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
Happy birthday!"
And fatter than me?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And fatter than me?"
[audience cheers] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
[audience cheers]
So, my aunties will understand this, right, when we hang out at dinner parties, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
So, my aunties will understand this, right, when we hang out...
And the kids here are so delicate. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
And the kids here are so delicate.
...he recently asked me, he's like, "Mom, are you proud of me?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
...he recently asked me, he's like, "Mom, are you ...
Why?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
Why?"
We get you tutors. We feed you almonds. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
We get you tutors. We feed you almonds.
That's like a Russian mom being proud that her kid is a figure skater. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
That's like a Russian mom being proud that her kid is a...
Right now, the best I can give you is that I'm not embarrassed by you." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
Right now, the best I can give you is that I'm not emba...