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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

"We weren't allowed to go to summer camp." Yeah, and you weren't molested

"We weren't allowed to go to summer camp." Yeah, and you weren't molested

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"We weren't allowed to go to summer camp."
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Yeah, and you weren't molested.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:59
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
"We're not allowed to marry who we want." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
"We're not allowed to marry who we want."
And you didn't even agree to go on one date with my friend's daughter, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And you didn't even agree to go on one date with my fri...
We're so old-fashioned. They have a nickname for us. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
We're so old-fashioned. They have a nickname for us.
They call us FOBs. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
They call us FOBs.
Which stands for "Fresh Off the Boat." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
Which stands for "Fresh Off the Boat."
Because guess who's gonna subsidize the ceramics? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Because guess who's gonna subsidize the ceramics?
It's just a complete coincidence - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
It's just a complete coincidence
Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Starbucks. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Starbucks.
And some white guys in there, too, but I forget their names. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And some white guys in there, too, but I forget their names.
You think those CEOs chose their own majors? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
You think those CEOs chose their own majors?
You think those CEOs spent their summers swinging on a tire? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You think those CEOs spent their summers swinging on a tire?
You think their parents ever said to them, "Don't worry, be happy"? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You think their parents ever said to them, "Don't ...
And what do these kids want us to say to them? "Go be a DJ." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
And what do these kids want us to say to them? "Go be a...
Start practicing now, "What can brown do for you?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
Start practicing now, "What can brown do for you?"
Like, our community is lagging behind. We have a lot of catching up to do. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Like, our community is lagging behind. We have a lot of catc...
And I called my cousin up. I said, you cannot talk to your son like this. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I called my cousin up. I said, you cannot talk to your s...
[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
[audience cheering]
He's like, your cousin's son is gay and you don't have a problem with that. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
He's like, your cousin's son is gay and you don�...
No, she really does, and I tell her, can you not stalk me, please? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No, she really does, and I tell her, can you not stalk me, p...
At least follow Priyanka Chopra, Patel Brothers, something. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
At least follow Priyanka Chopra, Patel Brothers, something.