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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

"We're not allowed to marry who we want." No, you can't marry that waitresswith the neck...

"We're not allowed to marry who we want." No, you can't marry that waitress
with the neck tattoo

Full Transcript

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"We're not allowed to marry who we want."
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No, you can't marry that waitress with the neck tattoo.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:10
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
And you didn't even agree to go on one date with my friend's daughter, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
And you didn't even agree to go on one date with my fri...
We're so old-fashioned. They have a nickname for us. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
We're so old-fashioned. They have a nickname for us.
They call us FOBs. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
They call us FOBs.
Which stands for "Fresh Off the Boat." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
Which stands for "Fresh Off the Boat."
Because guess who's gonna subsidize the ceramics? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Because guess who's gonna subsidize the ceramics?
It's just a complete coincidence - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
It's just a complete coincidence
Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Starbucks. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Starbucks.
And some white guys in there, too, but I forget their names. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And some white guys in there, too, but I forget their names.
You think those CEOs chose their own majors? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
You think those CEOs chose their own majors?
You think those CEOs spent their summers swinging on a tire? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You think those CEOs spent their summers swinging on a tire?
You think their parents ever said to them, "Don't worry, be happy"? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You think their parents ever said to them, "Don't ...
And what do these kids want us to say to them? "Go be a DJ." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
And what do these kids want us to say to them? "Go be a...
Start practicing now, "What can brown do for you?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:12
Start practicing now, "What can brown do for you?"
Like, our community is lagging behind. We have a lot of catching up to do. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Like, our community is lagging behind. We have a lot of catc...
And I called my cousin up. I said, you cannot talk to your son like this. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I called my cousin up. I said, you cannot talk to your s...
[audience cheering] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:10
[audience cheering]
He's like, your cousin's son is gay and you don't have a problem with that. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
He's like, your cousin's son is gay and you don�...
No, she really does, and I tell her, can you not stalk me, please? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
No, she really does, and I tell her, can you not stalk me, p...
At least follow Priyanka Chopra, Patel Brothers, something. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
At least follow Priyanka Chopra, Patel Brothers, something.
And you know, I go live on TikTok, guess who comes on right after me. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And you know, I go live on TikTok, guess who comes on right ...