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While she's meditating, I'm gonna go have a stroke
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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

While she's meditating,I'm gonna go have a stroke

While she's meditating,
I'm gonna go have a stroke

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While she's meditating, I'm gonna go have a stroke.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:21
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
It's hard for me to raise my kids here, I'll tell you why. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
It's hard for me to raise my kids here, I'll tell ...
Because here, people like to do dangerous things just for fun. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Because here, people like to do dangerous things just for fu...
Just for the thrill of it. They like to go sliding down mountains, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
Just for the thrill of it. They like to go sliding down moun...
Back home, when I wanted to experience the thrill, I drank tap water. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Back home, when I wanted to experience the thrill, I drank t...
Now, my son wants to go bungee jumping. Could you imagine? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Now, my son wants to go bungee jumping. Could you imagine?
And I said, "No, you can't go." And he says, "Why not? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I said, "No, you can't go." And he says, ...
My friend, Scott went." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
My friend, Scott went."
I said, "Scott should go bungee jumping. Scott has a B in Math. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
I said, "Scott should go bungee jumping. Scott has a B ...
You want to put a photo on Instagram, take a picture of your GPA. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
You want to put a photo on Instagram, take a picture of your...
And you know the other thing that has us immigrant parents really confused, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:09
And you know the other thing that has us immigrant parents r...
I know brown people are like, "What?" - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
I know brown people are like, "What?"
You be happy. If you are happy, we are happy. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You be happy. If you are happy, we are happy.
[audience laughing] - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
[audience laughing]
Our song would be "Don't happy, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:16
Our song would be "Don't happy,
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in America were Indian. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Last year, six out of eight spelling bee champions in Americ...
...that's a "C." - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
...that's a "C."
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they're like, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
And you know, when I make these jokes, people ask me, they&#...
My LinkedIn profile says Mount Sinai. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
My LinkedIn profile says Mount Sinai.
Okay, I was kidding about that, they do know what I do, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Okay, I was kidding about that, they do know what I do,
The last few years, I did a lot of shows on Zoom. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
The last few years, I did a lot of shows on Zoom.