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Zarna Garg: One in a Billion

You have to add a whole billion to that, and then, ask yourself,how pro-life you would be

You have to add a whole billion to that, and then, ask yourself,
how pro-life you would be

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You have to add a whole billion to that,
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and then, ask yourself, how pro-life you would be.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:26
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Features fiercely protective Indian immigrant mother Zarna Garg in action.
If Americans had to compete with 1.4 billion people, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:13
If Americans had to compete with 1.4 billion people,
But speaking of the Supreme Court, my favorite... - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
But speaking of the Supreme Court, my favorite...
Yeah, because of her, I went to law school. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Yeah, because of her, I went to law school.
But I found out after I became a lawyer, you have to be a good lawyer... - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
But I found out after I became a lawyer, you have to be a go...
...to be appointed a judge. And I was the worst. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
...to be appointed a judge. And I was the worst.
I would take my own client to the judge and be like, Your Honor, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
I would take my own client to the judge and be like, Your Ho...
Oh, shit, no! My client has not robbed a liquor store. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Oh, shit, no! My client has not robbed a liquor store.
Even the judge was like, Mrs. Garg, do you know what a Defense Attorney does? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
Even the judge was like, Mrs. Garg, do you know what a Defen...
So, I decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay home, I'm gonna support my husband, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:11
So, I decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay home, I�...
Sixteen years of being home with the kids full time, I learned something. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Sixteen years of being home with the kids full time, I learn...
So, I found the only job that keeps me out of the house nights and weekends. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
So, I found the only job that keeps me out of the house nigh...
And I have no idea what's going on at my house right now. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
And I have no idea what's going on at my house right no...
See, this is why I love my American audience. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
See, this is why I love my American audience.
Because here, if you're not divorced, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
Because here, if you're not divorced,
If I say the same thing back home, I've been married 23 years, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:08
If I say the same thing back home, I've been married 23...
You get married, you stay married. Do you know how marriage works? - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
You get married, you stay married. Do you know how marriage ...
I feel very relaxed about the whole "till death do us part" thing. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:07
I feel very relaxed about the whole "till death do us p...
We are like, if you start with a complete dog this time, - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:06
We are like, if you start with a complete dog this time,
Then maybe, next time you get George Clooney. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
Then maybe, next time you get George Clooney.
But I have no complaints. I'm married to a really nice man. - Zarna Garg: One in a Billion 00:05
But I have no complaints. I'm married to a really nice ...