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A half hour is theequivalent of 20,000 squats

Ziwe • S01E02 • 2021
a half hour is the
equivalent of 20,000 squats

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a half hour is the equivalent of 20,000 squats.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:18
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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ZIWE, a riotously funny, new variety series from writer, comedian and internet sensation, Ziwe. A no-holds-barred mix of musical numbers, interviews and sketches that challenge America's discomfort with race, politics, and cultura...
S01 • E01 I think that Karens lives matter, because if Karens lives don't matter... - Ziwe 00:06
I think that Karens lives matter, because if Karens lives do...
S01 • E02 I don't want a lift butt. I want like a big fat ass. - Ziwe 00:05
I don't want a lift butt. I want like a big fat ass.
S01 • E02 Like Nicki Minaj, she has this line, she goes "big fat ass", like that. - Ziwe 00:06
Like Nicki Minaj, she has this line, she goes "big fat ...
S01 • E01 I don't disagree with what you said, but I don't think you - Ziwe 00:07
I don't disagree with what you said, but I don't t...
S01 • E02 It means that you're like: - Ziwe 00:07
It means that you're like:
S01 • E01 Most Karens are good people. You know, have I called the - Ziwe 00:06
Most Karens are good people. You know, have I called the
S01 • E02 And then as far as breasts are concerned - Ziwe 00:06
And then as far as breasts are concerned
S01 • E01 Probably because, you know, it took a really long time to - Ziwe 00:10
Probably because, you know, it took a really long time to
S01 • E02 Not like huge disgusting, but huge like - Ziwe 00:07
Not like huge disgusting, but huge like
S01 • E01 My husband and I, we actually kind of mess with the people, - Ziwe 00:21
My husband and I, we actually kind of mess with the people,
S01 • E02 [howling] - Ziwe 00:07
[howling]
S01 • E02 We usually make a tiny incision, under the breast - Ziwe 00:06
We usually make a tiny incision, under the breast
S01 • E02 What I really want is where I'm like "Oh my God my breasts are too big" - Ziwe 00:08
What I really want is where I'm like "Oh my God my...
S01 • E01 And we actually have tattoos for - Ziwe 00:05
And we actually have tattoos for
S01 • E01 If we could anything as the four Karens here, right? - Ziwe 00:04
If we could anything as the four Karens here, right?
S01 • E01 What we should do, is put it out there. - Ziwe 00:04
What we should do, is put it out there.
S01 • E01 Let's -- before we act, let's think, right? - Ziwe 00:05
Let's -- before we act, let's think, right?
S01 • E02 And this machine is going to take a photo of your face. - Ziwe 00:04
And this machine is going to take a photo of your face.
S01 • E02 Ready? All right. - Ziwe 00:05
Ready? All right.
S01 • E02 So this is basically creating you in a 3D image. - Ziwe 00:04
So this is basically creating you in a 3D image.