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Firstly, what augmentationswould you recommend for me?

Ziwe • S01E02 • 2021
Firstly, what augmentations
would you recommend for me?

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Firstly, what augmentations would you recommend for me?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:59
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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ZIWE, a riotously funny, new variety series from writer, comedian and internet sensation, Ziwe. A no-holds-barred mix of musical numbers, interviews and sketches that challenge America's discomfort with race, politics, and cultura...
S01 • E01 And it was a stand-up thing. Then it became, like, Karens - Ziwe 00:06
And it was a stand-up thing. Then it became, like, Karens
S01 • E02 One of the things that we often do is, sometimes as we age, - Ziwe 00:07
One of the things that we often do is, sometimes as we age,
S01 • E01 But call it what it is, if the action is racist - Ziwe 00:07
But call it what it is, if the action is racist
S01 • E01 I think the point is though, with all the videos that have come out - Ziwe 00:08
I think the point is though, with all the videos that have c...
S01 • E01 When Amy Cooper pulled her horrific stunt, I was like - Ziwe 00:09
When Amy Cooper pulled her horrific stunt, I was like
S01 • E02 Okay. However old you are, I can make you look younger. - Ziwe 00:04
Okay. However old you are, I can make you look younger.
S01 • E01 Sorry to Amys, but I was like, she just trumped every Karen - Ziwe 00:06
Sorry to Amys, but I was like, she just trumped every Karen
S01 • E02 If your nose bothers you, we can make some corrections on that as well. - Ziwe 00:05
If your nose bothers you, we can make some corrections on th...
S01 • E02 We can definitely tweak that nose to make it look a little bit more refined, - Ziwe 00:09
We can definitely tweak that nose to make it look a little b...
S01 • E01 Think about it. Now we're classifying all Karens are going to be like her. - Ziwe 00:05
Think about it. Now we're classifying all Karens are go...
S01 • E01 But I feel like it's a small sacrifice to make for racial justice. - Ziwe 00:05
But I feel like it's a small sacrifice to make for raci...
S01 • E02 So a couple of the things we can do, is to- can I touch your nose? - Ziwe 00:04
So a couple of the things we can do, is to- can I touch your...
S01 • E01 Like I grew up in multicultural settings, which I think does help. - Ziwe 00:05
Like I grew up in multicultural settings, which I think does...
S01 • E01 Plus I travel a lot, and I have -- I'm half jewish and half W.A.S.P. - Ziwe 00:05
Plus I travel a lot, and I have -- I'm half jewish and ...
S01 • E02 Exactly. And you look even more hot than you are now. - Ziwe 00:04
Exactly. And you look even more hot than you are now.
S01 • E01 Which turns out to be a quarter Norwegian and - Ziwe 00:06
Which turns out to be a quarter Norwegian and
S01 • E01 I'm actually 1.5% Pygmy. If you really look into your DNA - Ziwe 00:09
I'm actually 1.5% Pygmy. If you really look into your D...
S01 • E02 It's where we put an electrical stimulation pad on your butt, - Ziwe 00:06
It's where we put an electrical stimulation pad on your...
S01 • E02 A half hour is the equivalent of 20,000 squats. - Ziwe 00:05
A half hour is the equivalent of 20,000 squats.
S01 • E01 I think that Karens lives matter, because if Karens lives don't matter... - Ziwe 00:06
I think that Karens lives matter, because if Karens lives do...