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I just wish she'd play with something more educational
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Ziwe

I just wish she'd play withsomething more educational

Ziwe • S01E01 • 2021
I just wish she'd play with
something more educational

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.061
I just wish she'd play with something more educational.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:48
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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ZIWE, a riotously funny, new variety series from writer, comedian and internet sensation, Ziwe. A no-holds-barred mix of musical numbers, interviews and sketches that challenge America's discomfort with race, politics, and cultura...
S01 • E02 No no no, when you're 14, - Ziwe 00:07
No no no, when you're 14,
S01 • E01 Mmm, what about, American Girl Dolls? - Ziwe 00:05
Mmm, what about, American Girl Dolls?
S01 • E02 They're staring at your - Ziwe 00:07
They're staring at your
S01 • E01 [laughing] - Ziwe 00:09
[laughing]
S01 • E02 I actually want to apologize, because here I am trying to villianize those - Ziwe 00:07
I actually want to apologize, because here I am trying to vi...
S01 • E02 So no, I want to apologize to all my viewers out there who are - Ziwe 00:09
So no, I want to apologize to all my viewers out there who a...
S01 • E01 Imperial Wives Collection? I'm listening. - Ziwe 00:05
Imperial Wives Collection? I'm listening.
S01 • E01 The American Girl Dolls: Imperial Wives Collection is for - Ziwe 00:11
The American Girl Dolls: Imperial Wives Collection is for
S01 • E01 She comes with a bible covered in smallpox. - Ziwe 00:04
She comes with a bible covered in smallpox.
S01 • E02 She was first runner up to a blonde Miss Texas. - Ziwe 00:05
She was first runner up to a blonde Miss Texas.
S01 • E01 Or the countess. Her husband steals rubber from - Ziwe 00:08
Or the countess. Her husband steals rubber from
S01 • E02 In 2009, I was first runner up to a beautiful blond as well. - Ziwe 00:06
In 2009, I was first runner up to a beautiful blond as well.
S01 • E01 "Oh no, we're out of oil money." - Ziwe 00:17
"Oh no, we're out of oil money."
S01 • E02 She did go on to win Miss USA, shout-out to Kristen Dahlgren. - Ziwe 00:04
She did go on to win Miss USA, shout-out to Kristen Dahlgren...
S01 • E02 I know what that feels like - Ziwe 00:13
I know what that feels like
S01 • E01 American Girl Dolls: Imperial Wives Collection - Ziwe 00:06
American Girl Dolls: Imperial Wives Collection
S01 • E02 Damn, this feels like a lot of trauma we're unpacking. - Ziwe 00:04
Damn, this feels like a lot of trauma we're unpacking.
S01 • E01 Oh. I'll go there, and buy them! - Ziwe 00:04
Oh. I'll go there, and buy them!
S01 • E02 No-no, I have really unpacked this with my therapist, I'm in a really good place. - Ziwe 00:05
No-no, I have really unpacked this with my therapist, I'...
S01 • E02 Now, in your book, "Pretty Powerful", you say that women - Ziwe 00:06
Now, in your book, "Pretty Powerful", you say that...