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Ziwe

If your nose bothers you, we canmake some corrections on that as well

Ziwe • S01E02 • 2021
If your nose bothers you, we can
make some corrections on that as well

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.061
If your nose bothers you, we can make some corrections on that as well.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:31
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

ZIWE, a riotously funny, new variety series from writer, comedian and internet sensation, Ziwe. A no-holds-barred mix of musical numbers, interviews and sketches that challenge America's discomfort with race, politics, and cultura...
S01 • E02 We can definitely tweak that nose to make it look a little bit more refined, - Ziwe 00:09
We can definitely tweak that nose to make it look a little b...
S01 • E01 Think about it. Now we're classifying all Karens are going to be like her. - Ziwe 00:05
Think about it. Now we're classifying all Karens are go...
S01 • E01 But I feel like it's a small sacrifice to make for racial justice. - Ziwe 00:05
But I feel like it's a small sacrifice to make for raci...
S01 • E02 So a couple of the things we can do, is to- can I touch your nose? - Ziwe 00:04
So a couple of the things we can do, is to- can I touch your...
S01 • E01 Like I grew up in multicultural settings, which I think does help. - Ziwe 00:05
Like I grew up in multicultural settings, which I think does...
S01 • E01 Plus I travel a lot, and I have -- I'm half jewish and half W.A.S.P. - Ziwe 00:05
Plus I travel a lot, and I have -- I'm half jewish and ...
S01 • E02 Exactly. And you look even more hot than you are now. - Ziwe 00:04
Exactly. And you look even more hot than you are now.
S01 • E01 Which turns out to be a quarter Norwegian and - Ziwe 00:06
Which turns out to be a quarter Norwegian and
S01 • E01 I'm actually 1.5% Pygmy. If you really look into your DNA - Ziwe 00:09
I'm actually 1.5% Pygmy. If you really look into your D...
S01 • E02 It's where we put an electrical stimulation pad on your butt, - Ziwe 00:06
It's where we put an electrical stimulation pad on your...
S01 • E02 A half hour is the equivalent of 20,000 squats. - Ziwe 00:05
A half hour is the equivalent of 20,000 squats.
S01 • E02 I don't want a lift butt. I want like a big fat ass. - Ziwe 00:05
I don't want a lift butt. I want like a big fat ass.
S01 • E01 I think that Karens lives matter, because if Karens lives don't matter... - Ziwe 00:06
I think that Karens lives matter, because if Karens lives do...
S01 • E02 Like Nicki Minaj, she has this line, she goes "big fat ass", like that. - Ziwe 00:06
Like Nicki Minaj, she has this line, she goes "big fat ...
S01 • E01 I don't disagree with what you said, but I don't think you - Ziwe 00:07
I don't disagree with what you said, but I don't t...
S01 • E02 It means that you're like: - Ziwe 00:07
It means that you're like:
S01 • E01 Most Karens are good people. You know, have I called the - Ziwe 00:06
Most Karens are good people. You know, have I called the
S01 • E02 And then as far as breasts are concerned - Ziwe 00:06
And then as far as breasts are concerned
S01 • E01 Probably because, you know, it took a really long time to - Ziwe 00:10
Probably because, you know, it took a really long time to
S01 • E02 Not like huge disgusting, but huge like - Ziwe 00:07
Not like huge disgusting, but huge like