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Ziwe

Probably because, you know,it took a really long time to sit down to eat.I've called...

Ziwe • S01E01 • 2021
Probably because, you know,
it took a really long time to sit down to eat.
I've called managers to tell them what a great job people are doing

Full Transcript

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Probably because, you know, it took a really long time to
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sit down to eat. I've called managers to tell
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them what a great job people are doing.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:50
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

ZIWE, a riotously funny, new variety series from writer, comedian and internet sensation, Ziwe. A no-holds-barred mix of musical numbers, interviews and sketches that challenge America's discomfort with race, politics, and cultura...
S01 • E02 Not like huge disgusting, but huge like - Ziwe 00:07
Not like huge disgusting, but huge like
S01 • E01 My husband and I, we actually kind of mess with the people, - Ziwe 00:21
My husband and I, we actually kind of mess with the people,
S01 • E02 [howling] - Ziwe 00:07
[howling]
S01 • E02 We usually make a tiny incision, under the breast - Ziwe 00:06
We usually make a tiny incision, under the breast
S01 • E02 What I really want is where I'm like "Oh my God my breasts are too big" - Ziwe 00:08
What I really want is where I'm like "Oh my God my...
S01 • E01 And we actually have tattoos for - Ziwe 00:05
And we actually have tattoos for
S01 • E01 If we could anything as the four Karens here, right? - Ziwe 00:04
If we could anything as the four Karens here, right?
S01 • E01 What we should do, is put it out there. - Ziwe 00:04
What we should do, is put it out there.
S01 • E01 Let's -- before we act, let's think, right? - Ziwe 00:05
Let's -- before we act, let's think, right?
S01 • E02 And this machine is going to take a photo of your face. - Ziwe 00:04
And this machine is going to take a photo of your face.
S01 • E02 Ready? All right. - Ziwe 00:05
Ready? All right.
S01 • E02 So this is basically creating you in a 3D image. - Ziwe 00:04
So this is basically creating you in a 3D image.
S01 • E02 This is like The Matrix. Talk about essential workers. - Ziwe 00:04
This is like The Matrix. Talk about essential workers.
S01 • E02 All I know is I want to refine my nose. - Ziwe 00:04
All I know is I want to refine my nose.
S01 • E01 AND I'M WITH HER - Ziwe 00:05
AND I'M WITH HER
S01 • E01 Next, we'll be joined by Gloria Steinem, the iconic writer, - Ziwe 00:10
Next, we'll be joined by Gloria Steinem, the iconic wri...
S01 • E02 So when I do a chin implant, I put a little incision under here - Ziwe 00:06
So when I do a chin implant, I put a little incision under h...
S01 • E02 Okay. And then what about the cheeks? - Ziwe 00:05
Okay. And then what about the cheeks?
S01 • E02 And do you do tanning at all, what kind of color can we add? - Ziwe 00:05
And do you do tanning at all, what kind of color can we add?
S01 • E01 So, my first question: - Ziwe 00:05
So, my first question: