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Whenever I'm applying for a job, I imagine "What would a white guy do?" What they do, is...

Ziwe • S01E01 • 2021
Whenever I'm applying for a job, I imagine "What would a white guy do?" What they do, is get born

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Whenever I'm applying for a job, I imagine
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"What would a white guy do?"
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What they do, is get born.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:17
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

ZIWE, a riotously funny, new variety series from writer, comedian and internet sensation, Ziwe. A no-holds-barred mix of musical numbers, interviews and sketches that challenge America's discomfort with race, politics, and cultura...
S01 • E01 You talk about this in your Vanity Fair interview - Ziwe 00:11
You talk about this in your Vanity Fair interview
S01 • E02 Now that you understand how deadly serious these games are, - Ziwe 00:17
Now that you understand how deadly serious these games are,
S01 • E01 And so I personally cannot wait until, Ziwe Jr. is getting - Ziwe 00:07
And so I personally cannot wait until, Ziwe Jr. is getting
S01 • E01 That's what I was saying, that the civil rights movement, itself, - Ziwe 00:09
That's what I was saying, that the civil rights movemen...
S01 • E02 I'm ready [claps] - Ziwe 00:04
I'm ready [claps]
S01 • E01 But the untalented 90th, I didn't say imbeciles, I just, - Ziwe 00:12
But the untalented 90th, I didn't say imbeciles, I just...
S01 • E02 This is hard, - Ziwe 00:07
This is hard,
S01 • E02 Okay girl. Thick ass gorgeous - Ziwe 00:05
Okay girl. Thick ass gorgeous
S01 • E02 I know! Lastly, - Ziwe 00:05
I know! Lastly,
S01 • E01 Are there too many white women in New York and should - Ziwe 00:04
Are there too many white women in New York and should
S01 • E01 There are not -- No, it's not the whiteness, - Ziwe 00:06
There are not -- No, it's not the whiteness,
S01 • E02 Now tell me, what are you getting from this beautiful face? - Ziwe 00:05
Now tell me, what are you getting from this beautiful face?
S01 • E01 I believe that you are not concerned with how annoying white women can be. - Ziwe 00:05
I believe that you are not concerned with how annoying white...
S01 • E02 You have constructed the most beautiful woman in American history, - Ziwe 00:07
You have constructed the most beautiful woman in American hi...
S01 • E01 I think I have been incredibly accommodating, - Ziwe 00:05
I think I have been incredibly accommodating,
S01 • E01 -- 48 hours, so I should not be one of those people. - Ziwe 00:05
-- 48 hours, so I should not be one of those people.
S01 • E01 No, I would argue that you are a beacon of white hope. - Ziwe 00:04
No, I would argue that you are a beacon of white hope.
S01 • E02 [laughter] - Ziwe 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E02 With a Certificate of Authenticity. - Ziwe 00:04
With a Certificate of Authenticity.
S01 • E01 One of my favorite things about you is that you called - Ziwe 00:07
One of my favorite things about you is that you called