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A zombie epidemic spreads throughout a strip club in Nebraska.

Director: Jay Lee
Writer: Jay Lee
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 4.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Sep 2008
Awards: 1 nomination
What do you want from me Davis - Zombie Strippers! 00:34 What do you want from me Davis Good Now we make her at home - Zombie Strippers! 00:17 Good Now we make her at home What the fuck is going on here - Zombie Strippers! 00:09 What the fuck is going on here At last I'm beautiful - Zombie Strippers! 00:12 At last I'm beautiful Skank zombie whore bitch prepare to die - Zombie Strippers! 00:22 Skank zombie whore bitch prepare to die Warriors come out to play - Zombie Strippers! 00:12 Warriors come out to play Okay anyone know how to use these things - Zombie Strippers! 00:25 Okay anyone know how to use these things What Girls we talk - Zombie Strippers! 00:11 What Girls we talk Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here Sir I fear we're being used - Zombie Strippers! 00:04 Sir I fear we're being used Iraq is making us enough money to make God cream in his fucking jeans - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 Iraq is making us enough money to make God cream in his... It's Paco time - Zombie Strippers! 00:03 It's Paco time You mean you wanna get laid before you die - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 You mean you wanna get laid before you die But what about the girls huh They're good girls - Zombie Strippers! 00:12 But what about the girls huh They're good girls Your optimism makes you an idiot - Zombie Strippers! 00:11 Your optimism makes you an idiot Come to Mama - Zombie Strippers! 00:04 Come to Mama Look Ian these zombies they scare me - Zombie Strippers! 00:14 Look Ian these zombies they scare me I like knives - Zombie Strippers! 00:04 I like knives Take me - Zombie Strippers! 00:17 Take me Okay let's see if I've got this straight - Zombie Strippers! 00:25 Okay let's see if I've got this straight Holy shit - Zombie Strippers! 00:21 Holy shit Hey you think this is a good idea - Zombie Strippers! 00:11 Hey you think this is a good idea You have to be a warrior a soldier Fearless uninhibited - Zombie Strippers! 00:12 You have to be a warrior a soldier Fearless uninhibited Kid it takes more than desperation to get out there on that stage - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 Kid it takes more than desperation to get out there on that... Remember the Alamo Davy Crockett - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 Remember the Alamo Davy Crockett Tired of that same old lap dance - Zombie Strippers! 00:22 Tired of that same old lap dance Back off Back off you walking herpie you - Zombie Strippers! 00:14 Back off Back off you walking herpie you Okay ber sluts we have new meat - Zombie Strippers! 00:05 Okay ber sluts we have new meat That nothing comes out of your pants - Zombie Strippers! 00:08 That nothing comes out of your pants So what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down doc - Zombie Strippers! 00:06 So what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down... On the double dirtbags Today is a good day to die - Zombie Strippers! 00:05 On the double dirtbags Today is a good day to die Oh yeah Hands are cold - Zombie Strippers! 00:15 Oh yeah Hands are cold Death is good - Zombie Strippers! 00:04 Death is good Pancho Villa - Zombie Strippers! 00:24 Pancho Villa We need a plan Yeah - Zombie Strippers! 00:25 We need a plan Yeah Let me put it to you this way - Zombie Strippers! 00:18 Let me put it to you this way Put the gun down Ian - Zombie Strippers! 00:20 Put the gun down Ian Aren't you afraid of looking like that in the future - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 Aren't you afraid of looking like that in the future No your duty is to be an individual - Zombie Strippers! 00:10 No your duty is to be an individual I see stripper dead And then I see her not so dead - Zombie Strippers! 00:22 I see stripper dead And then I see her not so dead You're cute - Zombie Strippers! 00:11 You're cute What a talent Slut - Zombie Strippers! 00:07 What a talent Slut It's a war out there Fucking A sister - Zombie Strippers! 00:05 It's a war out there Fucking A sister And remember tip the girls well and they come out with nothing on - Zombie Strippers! 00:09 And remember tip the girls well and they come out with... This makes so much more sense now - Zombie Strippers! 00:05 This makes so much more sense now Oh no no no hold on You're fucking dead - Zombie Strippers! 00:32 Oh no no no hold on You're fucking dead I need to talk to you Make it quick - Zombie Strippers! 00:23 I need to talk to you Make it quick The virus is based on the human X chromosome - Zombie Strippers! 00:22 The virus is based on the human X chromosome That's pretty - Zombie Strippers! 00:50 That's pretty Badgers - Zombie Strippers! 00:06 Badgers Nothing like a good challenge - Zombie Strippers! 00:12 Nothing like a good challenge Major Thank God you guys are here - Zombie Strippers! 00:14 Major Thank God you guys are here

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