Zombieland quotes

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A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.

Director: Ruben Fleischer
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: Sony/Columbia Pictures
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $75,590,286
Released: 02 Oct 2009
Awards: 10 wins & 28 nominations.

66 Clips & Quotes

Is that how you say hello where you come from - Zombieland 01:07 Is that how you say hello where you come from Who's Bill Murray - Zombieland 00:23 Who's Bill Murray I'm not great at farewells - Zombieland 00:27 I'm not great at farewells Bill fucking Murray - Zombieland 01:40 Bill fucking Murray I love Sno Balls - Zombieland 00:24 I love Sno Balls So until next time - Zombieland 00:37 So until next time They're in the back - Zombieland 01:01 They're in the back Time to nut up or shut up - Zombieland 00:12 Time to nut up or shut up Was that a good year - Zombieland 01:47 Was that a good year Are you fucking with me - Zombieland 00:48 Are you fucking with me Take away a man's son - Zombieland 00:28 Take away a man's son For obvious reasons - Zombieland 00:30 For obvious reasons You are like a giant cock blocking robot - Zombieland 00:24 You are like a giant cock blocking robot You're thinking about fucking Wichita - Zombieland 00:26 You're thinking about fucking Wichita You just can't trust anyone - Zombieland 00:24 You just can't trust anyone When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie - Zombieland 00:25 When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie The amusement park - Zombieland 00:35 The amusement park I wish I could tell you that this was still America - Zombieland 00:46 I wish I could tell you that this was still America Delicious bastards - Zombieland 00:11 Delicious bastards This is so exciting - Zombieland 00:23 This is so exciting You heard the same thing - Zombieland 01:12 You heard the same thing With great potential - Zombieland 00:39 With great potential I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's - Zombieland 00:21 I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's You're not a zombie - Zombieland 01:12 You're not a zombie That guy down there - Zombieland 00:26 That guy down there Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody else's story - Zombieland 00:29 Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody... I've actually been meaning to ask you - Zombieland 00:38 I've actually been meaning to ask you You are staring at me - Zombieland 00:39 You are staring at me Here's the deal - Zombieland 00:24 Here's the deal Finally got to first base - Zombieland 00:21 Finally got to first base Poor flat bastard - Zombieland 00:11 Poor flat bastard He was in the ass kicking business and - Zombieland 00:19 He was in the ass kicking business and For fuck's sake - Zombieland 01:00 For fuck's sake Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie killing - Zombieland 00:32 Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie killing You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife - Zombieland 00:18 You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife What do you think - Zombieland 00:16 What do you think There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store - Zombieland 00:58 There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store But do not fuck with his Cadillac - Zombieland 00:21 But do not fuck with his Cadillac When she's wearing the wig - Zombieland 00:25 When she's wearing the wig You know between you - Zombieland 00:43 You know between you No  no Facebook status updates - Zombieland 00:48 No no Facebook status updates Tallahassee firmly believes that you have to blow off steam in Zombieland - Zombieland 00:47 Tallahassee firmly believes that you have to blow off steam... Have you ever read that book  She's Just Not That Into You - Zombieland 00:19 Have you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You 30 I'll have a thing - Zombieland 00:36 30 I'll have a thing I could tell she knew what I was feeling - Zombieland 00:22 I could tell she knew what I was feeling A little help with movin' the couch - Zombieland 00:18 A little help with movin' the couch Tallahassee's nice this time of year - Zombieland 00:14 Tallahassee's nice this time of year This may be a bad time - Zombieland 00:21 This may be a bad time Where are you gonna go - Zombieland 00:34 Where are you gonna go Thank God for rednecks - Zombieland 00:12 Thank God for rednecks Fuck this clown - Zombieland 00:10 Fuck this clown Poor fat bastard - Zombieland 00:10 Poor fat bastard In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead - Zombieland 00:48 In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead... These fellas really let themselves go - Zombieland 00:18 These fellas really let themselves go Fasten your seat belts - Zombieland 00:18 Fasten your seat belts Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it - Zombieland 00:19 Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it The plague of the 21st Century - Zombieland 00:57 The plague of the 21st Century Let's go ride the rollercoaster - Zombieland 00:13 Let's go ride the rollercoaster You've got a pretty mouth - Zombieland 00:12 You've got a pretty mouth You know what they call Twinkies - Zombieland 00:17 You know what they call Twinkies He just gets me - Zombieland 00:13 He just gets me I'm living the dream - Zombieland 00:23 I'm living the dream That why i don't let people close - Zombieland 00:18 That why i don't let people close Look at this fucking clown - Zombieland 00:17 Look at this fucking clown It's a goddamn Hostess truck - Zombieland 00:13 It's a goddamn Hostess truck You are scary happy - Zombieland 00:38 You are scary happy

Cast

Columbus - Jesse Eisenberg
Tallahassee - Woody Harrelson
Wichita - Emma Stone
Little Rock - Abigail Breslin
Bill Murray - Bill Murray
Clown Zombie - Derek Graf
Customer at the Pump - Cesar Aguirre
Banjo Zombie - Jacob G. Akins
Best Man - Hunter Aldridge
Zombie Meter Maid - Elle Alexander
Police Officer Zombie - Michael August
Hippie Girl - Melanie Booth
Frightened Pedestrian - Daniel Burnley
Bicycle Zombie - Chris Burns
Bubbie & Pee Paw's Grandson - Dalton Cole
Businessman Zombie - Ernest Dancy
Princess Zombie - Sydnie Dawson
Clown Zombie - Brandon Germaine
Pedestrian in Decatur - Jon Gould
Amusement Park Zombie - Travis Grant
Yuppie Zombie - Robert Hatch
Panicked Pedestrian - Barry Hopkins
Zombie - Jeh Howell
Winston Zeddemore (archive footage) - Ernie Hudson
Point-Blank Zombie - Amir R. Khan
Zombie - Amir Kovacs
Businessman - Gilbert Landras
Riot Zombie - Brian Luallen
Cardio Zombie - Shaun Michael Lynch
Girl on Cell Phone - Lynn McArthur
Amusement Park Zombie - Kurt McNew
Yellow Truck Girl - Jade Moser
Jeep Guy - Paul A. Moser
Birthday Princess - Darian O'Rear
Sprint Zombie - Justin Price
Punched in Face Zombie - Stephen Prouty
Achilles Business Woman - Ming Qiu
Schoolboy - Devin Ray
Tuxedo Guy with AK-47 - Rhett Reese
Woman Attacked by Zombies - Tammy Luthi Retzlaff
Hot Mom - April Rich
Mansion Zombie - William Riggs
Panicked Pedestrian - Cody Rowlett
Bathroom Zombie - Anthony Samples
Cynthia Knickerbocker - Joan Schuermeyer
Businesswoman Zombie - Michelle Sebek
DC Zombie - Brian Stretch
Lunchroom Lady Zombie - Sonya Thompson
College Student Zombie - Jessalin Torres
Bubby & Pee Paw's Granddaughter - Victory Van Tuyl
Mechanic - Clay Walker
Metro Station Zombie - Steve Warren
Victim in Bathroom - Mike White
Rule #1- Cardio - Nathan Wright
Amusement Park Zombie - Scott M. Yaffee
Grocery Store Zombie - Travis Young