"Zombieland" quotes

00:21 What do you think 00:21 Who cares 00:12 Rule number 32 00:05 Thank God for rednecks 00:11 You are scary happy 00:20 The plague of the 21st Century 00:10 He just gets me 00:04 Don't swing don't swing 00:10 Where's the fucking Twinkies 00:14 In the words of the 00:14 This may be a bad time 00:09 Tallahassee's nice this time of year 00:12 He was just The day he was born I just lost my mind 00:17 You are staring at me 00:05 Thank God for rednecks 00:08 What do you think 00:04 Poor flat bastard 00:15 I've actually been meaning to ask you 00:13 Here's the deal 00:11 I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's 00:09 It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total... 00:19 With great potential 00:34 You heard the same thing 00:38 The amusement park 00:14 You're thinking about fucking Wichita 00:11 You just can't trust anyone 00:17 For obvious reasons 01:03 Was that a good year 00:12 Who's Bill Murray 00:04 Well take a look It's a goddamn Hostess truck 00:12 Oh my God 00:05 That's why I don't let people close You only get burned 00:10 I'm living the dream 00:06 You know what they call Twinkies in Mexico 00:08 Hop in the car Evel Knievel 00:07 Wow these fellas really let themselves go 00:20 In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really... 00:05 Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it 00:06 Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy ride 00:04 You got a pretty mouth 00:04 Fuck this clown 00:12 You have just survived the zombie apocalypse 00:08 I could tell she knew what I was feeling 00:09 I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll have a... 00:08 Hey this may be a bad time 00:07 Hey a little help moving the couch 00:04 Poor fat bastard 00:17 Oh free parking Yeah 00:29 You know between you me and What About Bob 00:35 So what do you think 00:14 Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in... 00:06 I mean do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his... 00:05 You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife 00:06 Look you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You 00:22 There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store 00:10 My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something 00:20 For fuck's sake enough We're being chased by ravenous freaks 00:06 You see he was in the ass kicking business and 00:10 Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody... 00:10 That guy down there is me I'm in Garland Texas 00:05 Where are you you spongy yellow delicious bastards 00:08 Oh this is so exciting You're about to learn who you gonna... 00:07 Yes but no she's not 00:34 Bill Murray you're a zombie 00:35 I wish I could tell you that this was still America 00:07 When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie 00:08 Finally got to first base 00:20 Take away a man's son 00:07 You are like a giant cock blocking robot 00:17 Are you fucking with me No 00:05 Time to nut up or shut up 00:25 They're in the back aren't they Just me 00:21 Sno Balls 00:16 So until next time remember 00:33 Goddamn it Bill fucking Murray 00:14 I'm not great at farewells so 00:36 Ls that how you say hello where you come from