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"Zombieland" quotes

Zombieland poster
Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Director: Ruben Fleischer
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $75,590,286
Released: 02 Oct 2009
Awards: 10 wins & 29 nominations

77 video clips

Little RockTallahasseeColumbusWichitaBill Murray
Ls that how you say hello where you come from - Zombieland 00:36 Ls that how you say hello where you come from I'm not great at farewells so - Zombieland 00:14 I'm not great at farewells so Goddamn it Bill fucking Murray - Zombieland 00:33 Goddamn it Bill fucking Murray So until next time remember - Zombieland 00:16 So until next time remember Sno Balls - Zombieland 00:21 Sno Balls They're in the back aren't they Just me - Zombieland 00:25 They're in the back aren't they Just me Time to nut up or shut up - Zombieland 00:05 Time to nut up or shut up Are you fucking with me No - Zombieland 00:17 Are you fucking with me No You are like a giant cock blocking robot - Zombieland 00:07 You are like a giant cock blocking robot Take away a man's son - Zombieland 00:20 Take away a man's son Finally got to first base - Zombieland 00:08 Finally got to first base When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie - Zombieland 00:07 When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie I wish I could tell you that this was still America - Zombieland 00:35 I wish I could tell you that this was still America Bill Murray you're a zombie - Zombieland 00:34 Bill Murray you're a zombie Yes but no she's not - Zombieland 00:07 Yes but no she's not Oh this is so exciting You're about to learn who you gonna call - Zombieland 00:08 Oh this is so exciting You're about to learn who you... Where are you you spongy yellow delicious bastards - Zombieland 00:05 Where are you you spongy yellow delicious bastards That guy down there is me I'm in Garland Texas - Zombieland 00:10 That guy down there is me I'm in Garland Texas Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody else's story - Zombieland 00:10 Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody... You see he was in the ass kicking business and - Zombieland 00:06 You see he was in the ass kicking business and For fuck's sake enough We're being chased by ravenous freaks - Zombieland 00:20 For fuck's sake enough We're being chased by... My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something - Zombieland 00:10 My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store - Zombieland 00:22 There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store Look you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You - Zombieland 00:06 Look you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into... You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife - Zombieland 00:05 You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife I mean do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his Cadillac - Zombieland 00:06 I mean do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his... Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in Zombieland - Zombieland 00:14 Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in... So what do you think - Zombieland 00:35 So what do you think You know between you me and What About Bob - Zombieland 00:29 You know between you me and What About Bob Oh free parking Yeah - Zombieland 00:17 Oh free parking Yeah Poor fat bastard - Zombieland 00:04 Poor fat bastard Hey a little help moving the couch - Zombieland 00:07 Hey a little help moving the couch Hey this may be a bad time - Zombieland 00:08 Hey this may be a bad time I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll have a thing - Zombieland 00:09 I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll... I could tell she knew what I was feeling - Zombieland 00:08 I could tell she knew what I was feeling You have just survived the zombie apocalypse - Zombieland 00:12 You have just survived the zombie apocalypse Fuck this clown - Zombieland 00:04 Fuck this clown You got a pretty mouth - Zombieland 00:04 You got a pretty mouth Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy ride - Zombieland 00:06 Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy ride Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it - Zombieland 00:05 Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over... In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead - Zombieland 00:20 In those moments when you're not sure the undead are... Wow these fellas really let themselves go - Zombieland 00:07 Wow these fellas really let themselves go Hop in the car Evel Knievel - Zombieland 00:08 Hop in the car Evel Knievel You know what they call Twinkies in Mexico - Zombieland 00:06 You know what they call Twinkies in Mexico I'm living the dream - Zombieland 00:10 I'm living the dream That's why I don't let people close You only get burned - Zombieland 00:05 That's why I don't let people close You only get... Oh my God - Zombieland 00:12 Oh my God Well take a look It's a goddamn Hostess truck - Zombieland 00:04 Well take a look It's a goddamn Hostess truck Who's Bill Murray - Zombieland 00:12 Who's Bill Murray Was that a good year - Zombieland 01:03 Was that a good year For obvious reasons - Zombieland 00:17 For obvious reasons You just can't trust anyone - Zombieland 00:11 You just can't trust anyone You're thinking about fucking Wichita - Zombieland 00:14 You're thinking about fucking Wichita The amusement park - Zombieland 00:38 The amusement park You heard the same thing - Zombieland 00:34 You heard the same thing With great potential - Zombieland 00:19 With great potential It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm - Zombieland 00:09 It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to... I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's - Zombieland 00:11 I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's Here's the deal - Zombieland 00:13 Here's the deal I've actually been meaning to ask you - Zombieland 00:15 I've actually been meaning to ask you Poor flat bastard - Zombieland 00:04 Poor flat bastard Thank God for rednecks - Zombieland 00:05 Thank God for rednecks You are staring at me - Zombieland 00:17 You are staring at me He was just The day he was born I just lost my mind - Zombieland 00:12 He was just The day he was born I just lost my mind Tallahassee's nice this time of year - Zombieland 00:09 Tallahassee's nice this time of year In the words of the - Zombieland 00:14 In the words of the Where's the fucking Twinkies - Zombieland 00:10 Where's the fucking Twinkies Don't swing don't swing - Zombieland 00:04 Don't swing don't swing He just gets me - Zombieland 00:10 He just gets me The plague of the 21st Century - Zombieland 00:20 The plague of the 21st Century You are scary happy - Zombieland 00:11 You are scary happy Thank God for rednecks - Zombieland 00:05 Thank God for rednecks Rule number 32 - Zombieland 00:12 Rule number 32 Who cares - Zombieland 00:21 Who cares What do you think - Zombieland 00:21 What do you think

Cast

Columbus - Jesse Eisenberg
Tallahassee - Woody Harrelson
Wichita - Emma Stone
Little Rock - Abigail Breslin
406 - Amber Heard
Bill Murray - Bill Murray
Clown Zombie - Derek Graf
Customer at the Pump - Cesar Aguirre
Banjo Zombie - Jacob G. Akins
Best Man - Hunter Aldridge
Zombie Meter Maid - Elle Alexander
Zombie - Cameron Jacob Alpert
Police Officer Zombie - Michael August
Hippie Girl - Melanie Booth
Frightened Pedestrian - Daniel Burnley
Bicycle Zombie - Chris Burns
Bubbie & Pee Paw's Grandson - Dalton Cole
Groom - Blaise Corrigan
Businessman Zombie - Ernest Dancy
Princess Zombie - Sydnie Dawson
Clown Zombie - Brandon Germaine
Pedestrian in Decatur - Jon Gould
Amusement Park Zombie - Travis Grant
Yuppie Zombie - Robert Hatch
Panicked Pedestrian - Barry Hopkins
Zombie - Jeh Howell
Winston Zeddemore (archive footage) - Ernie Hudson
Point-Blank Zombie - Amir R. Khan
Zombie - Christina Klein
Zombie - Amir Kovacs
Zombie - Suzanne LaChasse
Businessman - Gilbert Landras
Riot Zombie - Brian Luallen
Cardio Zombie - Shaun Michael Lynch
Girl on Cell Phone - Lynn McArthur
Amusement Park Zombie - Kurt McNew
Yellow Truck Girl - Jade Moser
Jeep Guy - Paul A. Moser
Birthday Princess - Darian O'Rear
Sprint Zombie - Justin Price
Punched in Face Zombie - Stephen Prouty
Achilles Business Woman - Ming Qiu
Schoolboy - Devin Ray
Tuxedo Guy with AK-47 - Rhett Reese
Woman Attacked by Zombies - Tammy Luthi Retzlaff
Hot Mom - April Rich
Mansion Zombie - William Riggs
Panicked Pedestrian - Cody Rowlett
Bathroom Zombie - Anthony Samples
Cynthia Knickerbocker - Joan Schuermeyer
Businesswoman Zombie - Michelle Sebek
Cowboy - Steven Stadler
Bike Guy - Sean Hilton Stephens
DC Zombie - Brian Stretch
Lunchroom Lady Zombie - Sonya Thompson
College Student Zombie - Jessalin Torres
Bubby & Pee Paw's Granddaughter - Victory Van Tuyl
Mechanic - Clay Walker
Metro Station Zombie - Steve Warren
Victim in Bathroom - Mike White
Rule #1- Cardio - Nathan Wright
Amusement Park Zombie - Scott M. Yaffee
Grocery Store Zombie - Travis Young