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Don't let them catch you with your pants down

Don't let them catch youwith your pants down. Rule #3 "Beware of Bathrooms" As zombie...

Zombieland • 2009

Don't let them catch youwith your pants down. Rule #3 "Beware of Bathrooms" As zombie began to outnumber humans That's when you haveto cut all emotional ties If the girls in your neigborhood are nowfucked up little monsters, Oh, maybe it's time to stopdriving car pools

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Don't let them catch you with your pants down

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Rule 3 Beware of Bathrooms

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As zombie began to outnumber humans

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That's when you have to cut all emotional ties

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If the girls in your neigborhood are now fucked up little monsters

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Oh maybe it's time to stop driving car pools

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لا تدعهم يفاجئونك بوضع ضعيف

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القانون رقم 3 حاذر الحمامات

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عندما بدأ الزومبي يفوق عددهم البشر

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عندها عليك أن تقطع الروابط العاطفية

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إن أصبحت فتيات شارعك من الوحوش الصغيرة

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حان الوقت لتكف عن مشاركة سيارتك

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Baisse ton froc pas ta garde

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Règle n 3 se méfier des toilettes

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Plus il y a eu de zombies

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plus il a fallu se blinder

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Les gamines du quartier sont devenues de sales monstres

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Arrêtez de les conduire à l'école

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Ohne Hose bist du wehrlos Regel 3 Vorsicht auf dem Klo

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Als sie in der Überzahl waren

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musste man die Nächstenliebe einschränken

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Wenn kleine Mädchen widerliche Monster werden

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sollte man Fahrgemeinschaften absagen

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Jangan biarkan dia menangkapmu dengan mudah

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Aturan no 3 Waspada dengan kamar mandi

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Saat jumlah zombie itu lebih banyak dari kita

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Itulah saat dimana anda harus mengabaikan semua ikatan emosional

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Jika gadis tetanggamu berubah menjadi kacau

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Inilah saatnya kau melupakan impianmu

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Со спущенными штанами лучше не попадаться Правило третье

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осторожно в туалетах

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Когда люди оказались в меньшинстве

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пришлось наступать на горло эмоциям

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Соседские девочки превратились в кровожадных монстров

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Я никому не советую подвозить их до школы

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Para que no te agarren con los pantalones abajo

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Regla No 3 Cuidado en los baños

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Cuando los zombies comenzaron a superar en número a los humanos

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es el momento de cortar todos los lazos emocionales

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Y si las niñas de tu vecindario son ahora pequeños monstruos

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podría ser hora de dejar de conducir con cuidado

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Feb 08, 2026

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.