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First tattoo, a purpoise

First tattoo, a purpoise. - Really?- Fake. - First kiss. Scotty Lynch - Did you guys.. use...

Zombieland • 2009

First tattoo, a purpoise. - Really?- Fake. - First kiss. Scotty Lynch - Did you guys.. use tongue? - Maybe. - Are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?- Yes, I am. - Actually I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. - Let's see mine. First orthodontist. The bastard gave me head gear. - I got my first B.- Oh no. - Frightening, as Anaconda Woodshop, which doesn't really count as a class anyway

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First tattoo a purpoise

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Really Fake

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First kiss

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Scotty Lynch

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Did you guys use tongue

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Maybe

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Are you jealous of Scotty Lynch Yes I am

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Actually I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997

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Let's see mine

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First orthodontist The bastard gave me head gear

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I got my first B Oh no

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Frightening as Anaconda

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Woodshop which doesn't really count as a class anyway

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أول وشم دلفين

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حقا وشم مزيف

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أول قبلة

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سكوتي لينش

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هل استعملتما اللسان

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ربما

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هل تغار من سكوتي لينش

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أجل

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بالواقع أغار من كل ما فعلته في 1997

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لنر بالنسبة لي

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أول طبيب مقوم أسنان

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السافل وضع خوذة على رأسي

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أجل حصلت على أول علامة ب

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رباه لا

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هذا يوازي رعب آناكوندا

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في مشغل الخشب

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وهذا لا يحتسب كصف بأي حال

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Premier tatouage un marsouin

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Ah bon Un faux

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Premier baiser

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Scotty Lynch

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Avec la langue

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Peut être

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T'es jaloux de Scotty Lynch

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Oui c'est vrai

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Je suis jaloux de toute ton année 1997

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La mienne

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Premier orthodontiste

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Ce salaud m'a mis un casque de nuit

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Mon premier 18 sur 20

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Aussi flippant qu'Anaconda

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En menuiserie

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Ça compte pas vraiment comme matière

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Das erste Tattoo ein Delfin

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Echt Ein Rubbelbild

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Der erste Kuss

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Scotty Lynch

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Mit Zunge

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Kann sein

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Bist du eifersüchtig

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Ja bin ich

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Genaugenommen auf dein ganzes 1997

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Bei mir war

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der erste Kieferorthopäde

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Eine Außenspange Meine erste Zwei

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Nein

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Gruseliger als Anaconda

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In Werken mit Holz Also nicht mal ein richtiges Schulfach

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Tatto pertama sengaja tentunya

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Benarkah Tatto Palsu

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Ciuman pertama

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Scotty Lynch

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Apa kalian menggunakan lidah

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Mungkin

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Kau iri pada Scotty Lynch Ya

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Aku iri dengan semua kesempatanmu di tahun itu

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Mari lihat punyaku

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Pergi kedokter gigi pertama kali Dia memakai bor yang besar

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Pertama kali aku dapat nilai B Oh tidak

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Menakutkan seperti film Anaconda

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Kelas Woodshop sebenarnya tak pantas disebut sebuah kelas

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И еще первая татуировка на попе

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Правда Временная

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Первый поцелуй

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Со Скотти Линчем

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И что взасос

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Может быть

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Ревнуешь к Скотти Линчу Да ревную

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И вообще ревную ко всему 97 му году

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Ну у меня

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первый визит к ортодонту скобки мне нацепил урод

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Ещё первая четверка Да ладно

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Это пострашнее Анаконды

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Столярная мастерская Вот только занятия мне не засчитали

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Me hice mi primer tatuaje Un delfín

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En serio Falso

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Mi primer beso

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Scotty Lynch

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Y fue con lengua

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Quizás

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Estás celoso de Scotty Lynch

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Sí lo estoy

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De hecho creo que Me da envidia de todo tu 1997

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Veámos el mío

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Mi primera ortodoncia

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Mi primera B Oh no

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Aterrador como Anaconda

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Taller Pero no se cuentan como horas de curso

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Feb 08, 2026

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Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.