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It's amazing how quickly thing can go from 'bad' to 'total shit-storm'

It's amazing how quickly thing can go from'bad' to 'total shit-storm'. And why am I...

Zombieland • 2009

It's amazing how quickly thing can go from'bad' to 'total shit-storm'. And why am I alive,when everyone around me had turned to meat? It's because of my list of rules. Rule#1 for survival in Zombieland...is "Cardio". When the virus struck, for obvious reasons,the first one to go were the fatties

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It's amazing how quickly thing can go from 'bad' to 'total shit storm'

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And why am I alive when everyone around me had turned to meat

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It's because of my list of rules

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Rule 1 for survival in Zombieland is Cardio

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When the virus struck for obvious reasons the first one to go were the fatties

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غريب كيف تتحول الأمور بسرعة من سيئ إلى كارثة

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ولماذا أنا حي بينما تحو ل الجميع من حولي إلى جيفة

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بفضل لائحة قوانيني

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القانون الأول للبقاء حيا في أرض الزومبي

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التمارين المنشطة

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سحقا

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عندما ضرب الفيروس لأسباب بديهية

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كان البدينون أول الهالكين

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C'est fou comme les choses peuvent passer de inquiétant

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à bordel intégral

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Comment je survis au milieu de toute cette boucherie

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Grâce à ma liste de règles

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Règle de survie n 1 à Zombieland

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l'endurance

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ENDURANCE

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Quand le virus s'est déclaré c'est clair

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les premières victimes furent les gros

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Unfassbar wie schnell sich alles von Scheiße zu Mega Scheiße entwickelt

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Wieso lebe ich noch wenn alle zu Hackfleisch wurden

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Das liegt an meiner Regelliste

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Regel 1 für das Überleben in Zombieland Fitness

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Als das Virus ausbrach erwischte es logischerweise

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zu allererst die Fetten

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Betapa cepatnya hal yang buruk berubah menjadi sangat buruk

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Dan bagaimana aku tetap hidup sementara semua orang telah berubah menjadi daging masak

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Ini karena aturan aturan yang kupegang

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Aturan no 1 untuk bisa selamat di Zombieland adalah Kardio

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Saat virus menyerang targets pertama mereka adalah orang orang gemuk

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Просто удивительно как быстро весь мир затопило волной дерьма

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Но почему я жив когда все вокруг стали кусками мяса

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Просто я соблюдаю правила

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И первое правило выживания в Зомбиленде

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будь в форме

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Когда эпидемия только началась первыми совершенно очевидно сожрали толстяков

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Es sorprendente lo rápido que las cosas pasan de malo a una total mierda

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Y por qué estoy vivo cuando todos los demás a mi alrededor se han convertido en carne

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Es gracias a mi lista de reglas

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Regla No 1 para sobrevivir en Zombieland

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Cardiovascular

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Cuando el virus ataca por razones obvias

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los primeros en caer fueron los gordos

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Feb 08, 2026

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.